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F*ck Bush [Dan Collins]

Multi-culti fun from Doubleplusundead via Say Anything:

Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.

But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was “discriminating” to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging

That’s why I stay away from The Downs in Bristol at night. It’s a “doggy neighborhood.” Harharharhar! Also, Gay Andrew Sullivan, if you don’t mind my saying so.

31 Replies to “F*ck Bush [Dan Collins]”

  1. dre says:

    “It’s a “doggy neighborhood.”

    You’re so rude Dan bringing the beagle into all of this.

  2. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Next Britain will send those racist toddlers who won’t eat krabkalev into the unkepmt dude on dude buttsex shrubs to collect queer farts for a global warming study that certain islamophopbic fith graders will have to read while sitting in detention for refusing to pray to allah.

    It’s like a Monty Python sketch on bad acid.

  3. Pablo says:

    People have a right to blow each other in the bushes, bigot. OK, maybe not yet, but soon enough.

  4. happyfeet says:

    I just hope they wash their hands after cause you could catch something doing that stuff I think.

  5. dre says:

    It’s a Gay, Gay, Gay, World. Go Beagles.

  6. lee says:

    I bet the bush trimmers are pulling for the gay rights group. I know I wouldn’t want to poking around in there.

    “Hey Bertie, you need to cut that gooey branch …no, not the one with the condom on it, that one over there”

  7. dre says:

    Monty Python=Liberal Fascist making fun of Liberal Fascist

  8. dre says:

    “Comment by lee on 7/10 @ 8:44 pm #

    I bet the bush trimmers”

    Yes Bush Derangement Syndrome makes an appearance.

  9. Ouroboros says:

    There aren’t a lot of areas where we could take a lesson from Abu Dhabi but this issue of outdoor sex in the shrubs in our public parks is one of them. Get a room Doggies!

  10. Well, Larry Craig just canceled his vacation to Bristol.

  11. Ouroboros says:

    Shopkeeper: Good afternoon , Sir. How may I serve you ?
    Customer: Yes, I’d like a parrot please.
    Shopkeeper: Yes sir.. I have one right here behind this shrub.
    Customer: That’s not a parrot. It’s a naked gay man having butt sex..
    Shopkeeper: It’s not.. It’s a parrot.
    Customer: Isnt.
    Shopkeeper: Is.. a rare species..
    Customer: ….
    Shopkeeper: ten quid and I’ll through in a cage and this parrot toy.
    Customer: Thats a buttplug.
    Shopkeeper: It’s not.. It’s a parrot chew toy.

  12. Ouroboros says:

    ‘Throw’ dammit.. ‘throw’..stupid, stupid,stupid!

  13. dre says:

    Andy do you like butt sex? Leave the beagle out of it Andy!

  14. Alec Leamas says:

    “I just hope they wash their hands after cause you could catch something doing that stuff I think.”

    Parts other than hands are higher on the scale of priority for some time with soap and warm water, I think.

    Also, this is the tiny minority of gay men. The rest want to marry one another and play bridge on Mondays and are every bit as wholesome as your grandparents. Thinking otherwise is verboten, in spite of any evidence.

  15. dre says:

    Spitzer, Clinton, Andy. Gay old times!

  16. B Moe says:

    …to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.

    Sounds to me like the wild life ain’t all that rare.

    And hardly needs encouraging, either.

  17. Education Guy says:

    Yeah, well, if they didn’t speak English Obama would be all over this story.

  18. happyfeet says:

    Oh. Bridge. Great game. Not boring.

    And y’all think I don’t listen.

  19. Ouroboros says:

    Shopkeeper: Ok, so you dont want the parrot..
    Customer: No.. What else have you got?
    Shopkeeper: I’ve got a slug..
    Customer: Does it talk?
    Shopkeeper: It mumbles a bit.
    Customer: All right then, wrap it up.

  20. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Ah yes…the Norwegian buttsex parrot. Quite popular, quite popular.

    This is just starting. The lesbians are planning a “Trim the Bush!” protest.

  21. Darleen says:

    Knight of Ni: We shall say “Ni” to you… if you do not appease us.
    Arthur: Well what is it you want?
    Knight of Ni: We want….. A SHRUBBERY!!!!
    Arthur: What?
    Knight of Ni: SHRUBBERY because if we do not have the SHRUBBERY we cannot have teh ghey sex

  22. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Darleen “sweetie”, turn on the comments box in your thread…..(ducks)….

  23. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Seems like everyone in Bristol is busy trimming something. Even the parrots aren’t safe.

  24. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    You must cut down the tallest tree in the forrest with a HERRING…or a gay man’s penis.

    Ni.

  25. TmjUtah says:

    Blue! No..Red. No… NO… NOT IN THE BUSHES NOoooooooo…!

  26. chrisbg99 says:

    Instead of trimming they should go with a good old controlled brush fire.

  27. Sean M. says:

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Well, if it’s a woodcock, anyway.

  28. The Lost Dog says:

    DON’T MESS WYTH ME! I’M A HOMOSEXUAL -A PROTECTED ASS – ER… CLASS!

  29. TheGeezer says:

    The lesbians are planning a “Trim the Bush!” protest.

    A controlled brushfire? A muff burning?

  30. Smirky McChimp says:

    Boy, if this ain’t blindfolding the watchmen on the Titanic, I don’t know what is. What do these cowboys think is gonna happen when the immigrants who banned Piglet take over? Only thing that gay guys do in public under Sharia is die.

  31. LunarTuna says:

    “I am…..a SHRUBBER!!”

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