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Was It a Caterpillar? [Dan Collins]

A Palestinian man plowed an enormous construction vehicle into cars, buses and pedestrians on a busy street Wednesday, killing at least three people and wounding at least 45 before he was shot dead by security officers.

I expect the protests to begin, presently.

Senator Obama, when did you stop fisting your wife?

I think this caught my eye because there’s a Playstation in it:

Plea for Aid to Avert Starvation

It’s a quagmire.

How to chill a drink quickly.

Well, she was quite a bitch.

Kind of a drag (Buckinghams version)

Men suffer sexuwhoa niceassment in silence

19 Replies to “Was It a Caterpillar? [Dan Collins]”

  1. SevenEleventy says:

    Three Palestinian militant groups took responsibility for the attack, but the claims could not be independently verified and Israeli police referred to the attacker as a “terrorist” acting on his own.

    Yeah, sounds like the Palastinians want peace alright. ✡✡✡✡✡

  2. Squid says:

    How does the old saying go? “Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Keep the fish for yourself, and he’ll soon stop bothering you.”

    Did I get that right?

  3. Neo says:

    The final revenge of Rachel Corrie ?

  4. JD says:

    How dare you make fun of Rachel Corrie. Damn you murdering Caterpillar!!!!!!!!!!1eleventy.

    No fist bumps for you, beeyotch.

  5. SevenEleventy says:

    Neo, I hear protesters make for a good foundation.

  6. Rob Crawford says:

    Did I get that right?

    I thought it was “Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.”

  7. The Lost Dog says:

    Rachel Corrie?

    Didn’t Simon and Garfunkle do a song about her?

    How prescient!

  8. Rusty says:

    Looks like a CAT 950 articulated rubber wheeled front end loader. Made in Aurora, Illinois.

    Neo. Rachel Corrie tried to get run over. The people in Jerusalem were trying NOT to get run over. An ever so subtle nuanced difference, but a difference nonetheless.

  9. Lisa says:

    This is kind of funny.

    The lede is pretty hilarious anyway.

  10. Lisa says:

    Not that I mean to diminish or ignore the bloody homicidal event in Israel. That was terrible.

    Sorry.

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, but in Obama’s America, 74-year-old women wouldn’t have to drive to the store to get their beer themselves, because Americorps kids would do it for them.

  12. Lisa says:

    Heh. That would be kind of awesome. The brats could grab me a couple of bottles of vermouth while they are at it.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Now THAT’S changiness I can get behind.

    You don’t drink the vermouth by itself, do you?

  14. Rusty says:

    Don’t be a boor Dan. Lisa puts an olive in it.

  15. Rusty says:

    Oh! The vermouth!

    I have no idea. Lisa?

  16. Drumwaster says:

    I had a couple of Seabees show me their favored way to chill an entire six-pack – one of those CO2 fire extinguisher (with a “discharge horn”, about knee-high and thick as your leg) would be good for a six-pack from room temp to ice cold in about 15 seconds. Not PKP or chem-foam, but CO2.

    Of course, since they ran the base fire department, they could recharge the extinguishers pretty easily.

  17. McGehee says:

    “A couple of bottles”? I always heard the proper way to make a martini was to have a bottle of vermouth somewhere in the house while pouring yourself a glass of gin on the rocks.

  18. Lisa says:

    No, don’t drink it straight. I make martinis (much like McGehee described).

    McGehee, if you want to get really fancy, you can also put an olive in said gin.

  19. McGehee says:

    Of course — without the olive it’s not a well-rounded meal.

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