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Seal Swapper [Dan Collins]

Flipper flopper.

(a Serr8d joint)

Speaking of heavenly bodies and facial scars (consult Karl’s comments below):

Why is Mars two-faced? Scientists say fresh evidence supports the theory that a monster impact punched the red planet, leaving behind perhaps the largest gash on any heavenly body in the solar system.

Heh. And I would have thought it would be, y’know, Venus. Or Uranus, if you’re Brazilian.

18 Replies to “Seal Swapper [Dan Collins]”

  1. Ouroboros says:

    A liberal, Hollywood, non-American “artiste” politicking for O! …. Shocking..

    but OT.. cant Dr 90210 fix that lupus scar on his face? If he’s rich enough to afford Heidi Klum you’d think he’d cut loose with a few bucks for facial reconstruction.. Jus sayin..

  2. Karl says:

    At least the new one is slightly less pretentious than the old one.

    And if you’ve bagged Heidi Klum, why spend money on surgery?

  3. Karl says:

    Incidentally, I don’t think it’s a question of Seal “affording” Klum — she said it was love at first sight of him in bicycle shorts.

  4. The Lost Dog says:

    Jeebus. Seal!

    uhr! uhr! uhr! uhr! uhr! clap, clap, clap!

  5. mojo says:

    “Looks like you blew a seal.”

    “IT’S JUST ICE CREAM!”

  6. Jim in KC says:

    I thought the podium seal was a pretty clever move, actually. Although the latin–or faux latin, as the case may be, I’m no expert–phrase would have looked more at home if he was George Jones.

  7. Ouroboros says:

    “…she said it was love at first sight of him in bicycle shorts.”

    If the Proggs were truly for Equality, Fairness and Hopiness they’d totally be supporting whatever medical stem-cell research it takes to compensate for Nature’s inequity and give all of us a chance to catch Heidi Klum’s eye by wearing bicycle shorts.. and not to make her giggle and point either…

  8. twolaneflash says:

    The evil eyes staring at you from behind the eagle’s shoulders are beyond creepy. Obama is revealing this to be a horror show.

  9. Ouroboros says:

    “…if you’ve bagged Heidi Klum, why spend money on surgery?”

    Yea, you have a point… His scarred face kind of stands as testament to the shear hypnotic power of his equipment ..

  10. Thomass says:

    Shouldn’t progressives and blue eagles together pay some price for being not really appropriate? Like southerners talking about state’s rights?

  11. Radish says:

    “Looks like you blew a seal.”

    Just fix the damn thing and leave my private live out of it, OK, pal?

  12. baldilocks says:

    Yea, you have a point… His scarred face kind of stands as testament to the shear hypnotic power of his equipment ..

    My boyfriend has a large scar on his face that he got from an incident that occurred when he was a toddler. However, it does add to his already very masculine air.

    Then there’s that *other* thing.

  13. ThomasD says:

    Your boyfriend has a Grammy?

  14. BuddyPC says:

    13. Comment by ThomasD on 6/25 @ 8:40 pm #

    Your boyfriend has a Grammy?

    Play nice. He could no more disown his Grammy than BHO can.

  15. Although the latin–or faux latin, as the case may be, I’m no expert–phrase would have looked more at home if he was George Jones.

    I was thinking Red Green.

  16. Cowboy says:

    I stopped loving him today.

    Must’ve been the white lightning.

  17. baldilocks says:

    Your boyfriend has a Grammy?

    Well, he is black.

    Oh I’m sorry. I thought you asked me something else.

  18. Heidi Klum is really like a goddess. she is definitely my favorite Victoria secret angel.,”;

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