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Hahahahaha! Excruciating Pain! [Dan Collins]

A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye has sued Victoria’s Secret, saying in a TV interview on Thursday that the injury caused her “excruciating pain.”


I feel your pain.

23 Replies to “Hahahahaha! Excruciating Pain! [Dan Collins]”

  1. cranky-d says:

    Not a fan of “Red Eye” I take it.

  2. happyfeet says:

    Other Guy cut his cornea a couple weeks ago and had to use a topical steroid. He caught his eye on some kind of frond or whatever. Some plant-related thing. Like a spikey leaf of some kind. I asked him if it hurt and he said oh yeah. It really did. But nothing near this level of drama. He’s fine now and taking on new challenges daily.

  3. McGehee says:

    he clip flew off her thong panties and hit her in the eye?

    Limber.

  4. ProggressiveHero says:

    Reminds me of the NFL ref that threw a yellow flag that hit a linema in the eye and blinded him. When I saw the picture of this chick, yellow flags went off in my head.

  5. B Moe says:

    Are there any laws against abusing thong panties?

  6. TmjUtah says:

    I think we’re going to have to review the film, Jim.

  7. I think we’re going to have to review the film, Jim.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!

    I don’t think there’s enough eyebleach.

  8. Roboc says:

    The manufacturer could have avoided this problem by using the Bedazzler™

  9. TheGeezer says:

    Does anyone remember In Living Color and the Ugly Woman?

    Not enough eye bleach is putting it mildly. Eye bleach followed by boiling eye lye, maybe.

  10. JD says:

    Vicky’s Secret should be sued for selling a thong to her. That is the proximate cause of why my eyes are now bleeding.

  11. Roboc says:

    She must have been putting it on with her teeth!

  12. CArin -BONC says:

    from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto the blue thong.

    I’m thinking panties with rhinestone hearts are a bad idea.

  13. Roboc says:

    I’m thinking panties with rhinestone hearts are a bad idea.

    Not if they vibrate!

  14. CArin -BONC says:

    Perhaps the panties were rebelling?

  15. Dan Collins says:

    Like a rhinestone floozy
    Getting cards and flowers from people I don’t quite recall

  16. Roboc says:

    Comment by CArin -BONC on 6/25 @ 7:16 am #

    Perhaps the panties were rebelling?

    Wow, good theme for a summer horror movie starring Camren Diaz.

  17. The Lost Dog says:

    One word.

    Twat.

  18. Roboc says:

    Scary Twat(it’s suppose to be a horror film).

  19. kelly says:

    The Twat Mutiny (adventure film).

  20. kelly says:

    The Twat and the Mime (indie).

  21. CArin -BONC says:

    Now, really, would panties rebel against Camron Diaz? No … I’m thinking we’d need Rosie O’Donnell for the lead.

  22. lee says:

    CArin, I think you are missing the “selling” point.

    Probably what happened, the ass crack part hung up on her toe, and when she jerked, the the offending piece slingshotted just as she was looking down to see whats going on.

    She should sue her toe.

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