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hey, i already ready linked that on Jeff’s Barack-bodice-ripper-cover post.
i demand equal props.
Dan, you jerk. The important point is the sale of Charlie’s liver funded a child’s “right to a college education.” I shun you.
– That, and I’m expecting a rogue Meteor to hit Manhattan within the next few weeks. If anyone calls I’ll be in Machu Picchu Peru, shunning the entire North American continent.
Shun the typing telephone pole! Shun! Shun!
I thought it was a kidney.
“….and so my fellow legislators, it is with a great deal of pride that I introduce, on the record, HR-12343, the “No liver left behind” bill, which will insure that each and every Capital hill lawmaker will be assured of his or her birth-right entitlement to a sclerosis free future, and I am confident you will all join me in supporting this landmark legislation, funded entirely by the simple expedient of taxing all piggy banks of children under the age of seven…..Will Madam speaker please call the motion before the floor and enter the bill on the record as written….”
I thought it was a kidney.
My ear heard “liver” even though I know the urban myth involves kidneys. I ain’t watching it again. I get all weepy.
But I still shun you.
Mmmmm. Kidney pie.
Peddling false fears of kidney filching, tsk, tsk Dan. Your kidneys, I believe are safe. Though you’ll probably wake up after being anally probed by little green aliens, Dan, but a sore butt ain’t as bad as a missing kidney.
Give the guy a lo-five.
He’s going to redistribute the kidneys by compulsion, I tells you.
HA! Well, at least I’ve got the satisfaction of knowing Baracky ain’t gonna get my kidney. TAKE THAT, PUNK. As for my liver, if O! gets elected I imagine my liver won’t be of much use to anyone.
Besides, in the order of organ donation, you can give (part of )you liver first, and then a Kidney. Once you donate a kidney, your done.
you’re.
Obviously I already donated my grammar skills to someone as well. I’m a giver.
“I thought it was a kidney.”
– Thats what they tell you, but what they’re really after is our essense.
That video is at least a couple of years old.
– Wasn’t there a “Mobile organ donor wagon” skit in the meaning of life. Maybe they could use that as a training film.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/19/funny-pictures-shun-the-non-believer
Slart–
That doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have new topical relevance, Mr. Avant Garde.
Yup. Heh.
– Tainted cold cuts alert from the FDA: “Citizens who reside in areas close to Progressive enclaves should be on the lookout for any strange push-cart operators offering fresh giblets”.
Yeesh! First my pie and now …
I’l bet this isn’t that funny in China!
– Thats what they tell you, but what they’re really after is our essense
I think they want our mojo.
Blue Unicorn: It has spoken! The magical LeopleurO!bama has shown us the way !
Charlie: ..but he didnt say anything!!!???
Pink Unicorn: Shun the Non-Believer! Shuuuunnnn!
Blue Unicorn: Shuuuuuuuunah!
All right! All right! I’ll vote for freakin Obama!
next day:
Ohh. What happened? Oh shit! They taxed away my freakin kidney!!!!
When O!bama’s in charge, he’s not going to let you get away with needing two kidneys.
Also, he’s going to quit smoking.
Vote for O!bama or the Vortex will open and release a thousand years of Darkness!!!!
No Fuuuguuu fish… No……. Fuguuu..
Oh, I wish I was a Unicorn,
I wish I was a Unicorn,
With a shiny spiral horn,
A glowing magic spiral horn!
If I were a Unicorn,
I’d eat lots of sweet, sweet corn,
I’d stay up all night watching porn,
Uuuu Niii Corn!
I’ve longed to be a Unicorn
Every day since I was born,
I’d wave my noble spiral horn,
And impale those I scorn!
Okay at first glance, I thought the header of this post said something about a beaver and bending over.
I know. I know. I need the Lord in my life.
Okay at first glance, I thought the header of this post said something about a beaver and bending over.
We are all going to have to bend over and grab our ankles when Baracky gets selected.
You are forgiven, sugartits.
Obama’s victory shows US is ‘extraordinary’ country: Rice
Wed Jun 4, 10:49 AM ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) – Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Wednesday hailed Barack Obama becoming the first black presidential nominee of a major US party, saying it showed America was an “extraordinary country.”
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“The United States of America is an extraordinary country,” Rice, the first black woman to be the nation’s top diplomat, told reporters when asked to comment on Obama’s historic victory late Tuesday in the grueling 2008 Democratic primaries.
“It’s a country that has overcome many, many years, decades — actually a couple of centuries — of trying to make good on its principles,” Rice said.
“I think that what we’re seeing is an extraordinary expression of the fact that we the people is beginning to mean all of us.”
But Rice, who is the highest ranking African-American in the current White House administration, added she wanted to stay out of the presidential campaign itself.
Her predecessor Colin Powell was the first African-American to hold the post as secretary of state.
In March, on the occasion of the 40th anniversary of the assassination of civil rights leader Martin Luther King, Rice said the United States was a remarkable country where someone like her could rise to a position first held by a slave owner.
She was referring to Thomas Jefferson, a slave owner who served as the nation’s first secretary of state from 1790-1793.
#31: That was an aweseome statement, Thor. And it cannot be denied. We have come a long way, baby. The funny part is that her remarks had the Freepers baying at the moon. She instantly became Cuntis non Gratis.
Both Barack Obama and Condoleezza Rice exude a similar stature of class and grace. They command a natural degree of respect because of the way they conduct themselves. Their shared qualities are as infectious as they are disarming, and/but they’re simply two of many with said qualities.
And the lesson is not to go along just because a couple of dumb-icorns are. Be your own unicorn and tell them to horn-off.