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Excruciatingly Ridiculous [Dan Collins]

I have no words for this.

OTOH, she shows some improvement.

More ridiculous?

B-B-B-Barry and the Jews

NYT editors snooze: McCain may not be just older, but wiser; long-standing strange cultural ideas may have merit.

The Black Crows : The Black Seminoles

32 Replies to “Excruciatingly Ridiculous [Dan Collins]”

  1. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    Of course he’s crying. Satan gave him the same contract.

  2. happyfeet says:

    Oh. That’s too bad about Arlen’s misdiagnosis.

  3. Jeff G. says:

    So much for my Kleagle hood post. Maybe next time.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Shit, Jeff. I thought you were going to talk about his O! endorsement.

  5. dre says:

    Is there a “Denver: Klan Bake ’08” site?

  6. thor says:

    When the appearance of conflict meets the appearance of contrition! Dan’s a thunder filcher. Group hotcomb!

  7. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – How about that Kentucky thor. Hows that working out for Yomama and you. *snort*.

    – May 31st is going to be hilarious. If they don’t, they’re fucked. If they do, they’re fucked. I love it.

  8. SarahW says:

    I don’t understand thor.

  9. thor says:

    Reminds me of the R-d-bags who bitterly voted for Teh Huck as he swirled around the ceramic bowl, BBH.

    I hope you’re not under the impression I care much. Obama’s a stud, true, but I’ll be voting for McCain because of his dead-monkey body count potential. Then again, they both befuddle me somewhat.

  10. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I feel the same way except for the stud part.

  11. thor says:

    Is that a general proclamation or something more, Sarah?

  12. SarahW says:

    Hey, I think I’d break down on the Senate floor if my Senate pal was sick and dying. You don’t know the tears I cry, behind these kleagle hood eyes.

  13. SarahW says:

    I don’t think I know what is being asked of me.

  14. thor says:

    Is that a second general proclamation or something more, Sarah?

  15. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    – Sarah, rest easy. thor is Jeffs evil twin.

  16. happyfeet says:

    I’m not really sure what a hotcomb is. I will google.

    Brush your way to fuller, more vibrant hair with laser/LED technology developed by NASA and used by hair salons worldwide! One of Time Magazine’s Inventions of the Year! If you dream of having fuller, more vibrant looking hair, your dream is about to come true. HairPro Laser uses the same technology used by famous salons worldwide to revitalize hair for a thicker, richer look. It uses low level cold laser technology and 36 LED stimulators to penetrate the scalp and provide the much needed light energy required for healthy hair.*

    Oh. My hair is really really really short so I don’t need one of these. Which is not to say I don’t have dreams, because I do.

  17. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “It uses low level cold laser technology and 36 LED stimulators to penetrate the scalp”

    – I was wondering what they were going to do with all those white LEDs they had an over stock of after we saturated the tooth whitening market. I suppose if you’re after a really white scalp, this product is a god send.

  18. Semanticleo says:

    78% percent of the 2% vote Dem leaving the other 22% to go home with the ones who brung ’em. Is anyone crying over their epitaph?

    It tickles my funnybone when the offended cite anitsemitism as the source of distaste.

    I’d rather call it anti-cretinism.

  19. SarahW says:

    66%-30% split for Hill with 95% of the vote in.
    I don’t care what anyone says, I don’t think she’s sincerely dead at all.
    Obama has been such a flake lately. Hopeyness for changitude?

  20. SarahW says:

    PEW PEW PEW
    I think you could wave up a lean cuisine with that device. So glad that had nothing to do with unsavory parts of the chicken.

  21. psycho... says:

    B-B-B-Barry and the Jews

    Buh!-Buh!-Barry and the Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-JEWS! = +5 cool old guy cred

  22. thor says:

    Oregoners obviously harbor an unspeakable hate for Hillary.

  23. N. O'Brain says:

    Barry’s Indian name should be “Fuzzy Bunny Slippers”.

  24. Dan Collins says:

    Aren’t they, technically, Oregonads?

  25. N. O'Brain says:

    So do Onagers.

    “Frau Clinton!”
    ::onagers whinnie::

  26. thor says:

    Oreganuckers?

  27. thor says:

    Comment by SarahW on 5/20 @ 8:51 pm #

    66%-30% split for Hill with 95% of the vote in.
    I don’t care what anyone says, I don’t think she’s sincerely dead at all.
    Obama has been such a flake lately. Hopeyness for changitude?

    What do you say we separate you from some of your money. I’ll take $10 on Obama against your non-dead Hillary. Let me know.

  28. ccs says:

    Obama told those gathered that he intended to acknowledge the “tragic history” of Native Americans over the past three centuries. They “never asked for much, only what was promised by the treaty obligations of their forebears,” he said, promising to honor those treaties.

    Moreover, he pledged to bring sorely needed “quality affordable health care and a world-class education to reservations all across America. That will be a priority when I’m president.”

    Actually his new Indian name should be ‘Pandering Asshat’.

  29. N. O'Brain says:

    “#Comment by Semanticleo on 5/20 @ 8:48 pm #

    I’d rather call it anti-cretinism.”

    Ah, a self-loathing cretin.

    Explains a lot.

  30. The Lost Dog says:

    Mr. Obama,

    Let me tell you that lying comes back on itself, because, in time, you forget the lies that you told before – and then have to reconcile the old ones to the new ones..

    And that’s a real BITCH!

  31. SarahW says:

    Thor, I wouldn’t lay money on the prospect of Hillary prevailing. I just think it’s not over till its over, and I don’t think its as over as some others do.

  32. Evil McGehee says:

    And that’s a real BITCH!

    You leave Michelle out of this.

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