From the Star Tribune: “WAUKESHA, Wis. — The School District should remove copies of the Guinness World Records 2001 because of photos displaying women clad in what is described as the world’s most valuable bikini and other pictures, an elementary school teacher says.”

‘These pictures obviously are not enhancing their education nor are they enhancing the way they (boys) look at girls,’ said Banting Elementary School teacher Mel Culver.

Culver has asked district officials to remove the books from the libraries of all 17 district elementary schools.

‘It has come to my attention as a teacher at Banting that boys are asking to go to the library for the sole purpose of looking at these pictures. The news of them has spread like wildfire,’ Culver wrote in a complaint she filed on Feb. 19.

Yes. And when I was in elementary school, I sought out the bluish nipples and pendulum-like breasts of exotic indigenous peoples in The National Geographic, as well as candid descriptions of sex in The Other Side of the Mountain or Judy Bloom’s Wifey. Believe me, Mr. Culver — such things certainly did, um, “enhance” my education.

As for the way “boys look at girls,” — c’mon, teach! You’re not seriously trying to take the PC airbrush to the puberty canvas, are you…? Puh-leeze! Nature will find a way. Hell, I know of twelve-year old boys who’ll stare at a cows’ udders for hours, they’re so fascinated by the teat…