 name
adjective
adjective
noun
superlative
noun pl.
noun pl.
famous person
verb
noun
name of country
exclamation
adjective
country
superlative
time
noun pl.
location
adjective
noun
location
adjective
noun
place
verb
noun pl.
verb ending -ed
place
verb ending -ed
verb
noun
noun pl.
noun, abstract
noun, abstract
noun
place
adjective
adjective
person, possessive
celebrity
title
abstract noun
name of major legislation
popular brand
organization of evildoers
noun
same noun
place
verb
noun
adjective
noun pl.
noun pl.
noun
place
verb
title of official
place
verb
nationality, pl.
article of clothing
place
name
President [name] has resorted anew to the [adjective] [adjective} and mass [noun] of an administration and public life dedicated to realizing the [superlative] of our [noun pl.]. And he has now applied these [noun pl.] to the 2008 presidential election, on behalf of the party at whose center he and [famous person] [verb].
Mr. Bush has predicted that the election of a Democratic president could “eventually lead to another [noun] on the [country].” This ludicrous, [exclamation], holier-than-thou and most importantly bone-headedly [adjective] statement came during a May 13 interview with Politico.com and online users of Yahoo.
The question was phrased as follows: “If we were to pull out of [country] next year, what’s the [superlative] that could happen, what’s the [time]?”
The president replied: “Doomsday scenario of course is that [noun pl.] throughout the [location] would be [adjective], which would eventually lead to another [noun] on the [place]. The biggest issue we face is, it’s bigger than [country], it’s this ideological struggle against [adjective] [noun pl.] who will kill people to [verb] their political [noun plural].”
Mr. Bush, at long last, has it not [verb ending with –ed] on you that the [place] you have now [verb ending –ed], includes “cold-blooded killers who will [verb] people to achieve their political objectives?” They are those in  or formerly in  your [noun], who may yet be charged some day with war [noun pl].
Through your haze of self-[noun, abstract] and self-[noun, abstract], do you still have no earthly [noun] that this nation has laid waste to [place] to achieve your political objectives? “This [adjective] struggle,” Mr. Bush, is taking place within this [adjective].
It is a struggle between Americans who cherish [noun], ours and [person, possessive], and Americans like [celebrity], [title], to whom [abstract noun] is just a brand name, just like [name of major legislation] is a brand name or [popular brand] is a brand name.
But wait, there’s more: You also said “Iraq is the place where [organization of evildoers] and other extremists have made their [noun] and they will be defeated.” They made no “[same noun]” in [place], sir, you allowed them to [verb] there!
As certainly as if that were the [noun], the borders were left wide [adjective] by your government’s farcical post-invasion strategy of “they’ll greet us as [noun pl].” And as certainly as if that were the plan, the inspiration for another generation of [noun pl] in another country was provided by your government’s farcical post-[noun] strategy of letting the societal infra-structure of [place] [verb], to be replaced by an American [title of official], enforced by merciless [occupation] who [verb] unarmed [nationality pl] and then evade prosecution in any country by hiding behind your [article], sir.
Terrorism inside [place] is your creation, Mr. [name]!
Dan, I think you’re supposed to wait until you get the words to post the answer. or whatever you call it.
Uhh…um…Mulva?
No, no, Sabia.
funny, you appeaser, you
Gipple?
Terry Neeum?
It is a struggle between Americans who cherish pinheads, ours and all leftist pacesetters, and Americans will embrace Obama, savior, to whom military service is just a brand name, just like gay marriage is a brand name or Anticyclolysis is a brand name.
Zeeble Bop
Fickle Fackle
Bush!
Bush!!
BUSH!!!
Frickin frackin flicker flacker.
Can you imagine if Yosemite Sam cursed?
[My best Mel Blanc imitaion]
Oooooooooo I hates that fuckin’ rabbit!!!!”
Thanks, Mikey, now I’ve got Big D stuck in my head.
Oil!
Oil!!
OIL!!!
@ #9: An oldie but goodie, no?
HALLIB… errr….
WHOEVER OWNS KBR NOW!!1!!1!!!!
I sure wish we could run Bush for a third term. Nobody wants to be on the other side of a foreign policy debate from that guy. He’s so awesome!
Nobody wants to be on the other side of a foreign policy debate from that guy.
You got that shit right!
George Bush: World’s most diabolically clever evil tongue-tied moron!…!!!
Take a pill, Keith.
Dammit. This whole regex thing is making it hard to decide which article to follow.
Eventually, I guess this blog will have a single entry: “*”
Which will save on updates, I guess.
Although, you’ll never really know what you’re about to be served.
Which, you know, as you approach sensecence, matters less and less, EVEN THOUGH YOU DO CONTROL ALL THE CASH!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1111!!eleventy111!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mwuhwhwhwhwhwwhwhwhwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man. Look how smart and informed Bush boys are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wSZBTAXRs&eurl=
I really wish we could run Bush once more. Obambi would get raped like a female KBR employee! LOLZ!
Great journalism, there, huh. Invite a dumbass on your show then ambush him. Nope, no media bias here. You also don’t need to spam that link, we already know you are a Chrissy groupie.
Kindergarten let out early, BBD?
Fuck off, twatwaffle.
“Twatwaffle” makes a good ad-lib word, by the way.
I would have liked a little sit down time with this Messiah.
That was a lot of work.
name Bob
adjective free
adjective finite
noun table
superlative ginchiest
noun pl. thingers
noun pl. stuff
famous person Andy Williams
verb stuff
noun stuff
name of country Angola
exclamation Stuff it!
adjective stuffy
country Haiti
superlative gunkiest
time lunchtime
noun pl. carpets
location Indochina
adjective sly
noun thing
location outdoors
adjective muddy
noun soil
place donut shop
verb soil
noun pl. LPs
verb ending -ed stuffed
place pizza parlor
verb ending -ed mounted
verb copulate
noun television
noun pl. transistors
noun, abstract ideal
noun, abstract freedom
noun mouth
place Gainesville
adjective shiny
adjective dull
person, possessive vendor’s
celebrity Bob Sagget
title Catcher in the Rye
abstract noun enmity
name of major legislation Gun Free School Zones Act of 1991
popular brand Gilette
organization of evildoers Congress
noun book
same noun book
place police station
verb mouth
noun slipcover
adjective fuzzy
noun pl. bookends
noun pl. tablecloth
noun bed
place Ice Station Zebra
verb thaw
title of official Potentate
place downtown
verb water
nationality, pl. Samoans
article of clothing shemaugh
place uptown
name Robert
Uhhhhh…you did notice that Matthews made a remark during that segment that wasn’t really very smart and informed either, right?
Right?
#13 That it is. Haven’t read it since Juan Gato hung up the keyboard.
Oh man. Look how smart and informed Bush boys are.
I’ll bet they know that Franklin Roosevelt never sat down with Hitler to negotiate anything.
“I sure wish we could run Bush for a third term. Nobody wants to be on the other side of a foreign policy debate from that guy. He’s so awesome!”
But he is SO stupid that he has kicked the Democrat’s asses every single time they have tried to fuck with him.
I guess his “daddy bought him that”, too. Snicker.
How much of a dumbass does he have to be to hand Pelosi and Reid their own fricasseed asses every time they try to fuck with him? Hilarious that the Dems have never seemed to notice this. They must think it’s not ironic when a “moron” like Bush routinely makes them eat their own butt holes.
Honestly. It really is funny how “that moron Dubya ChimpyMcHaliburtonmoronHitlerfuckfaceasshole” has come out on top every single time the Dems have challenged him. What a dumb shit he is, eh?
name – Olbermandoucheous
adjective – pompous
adjective – arrogant
noun – douchenozzle
superlative – bestest
noun pl. – hermaphrodites
noun pl. – transtesticles
famous person – Benedick Arnold
verb – assbanged
noun – gerbil cave
name of country – France
exclamation – Oi vay!
adjective – flaccid
country – Germany
superlative – Ole ole ole ole !
time – high noon
noun pl. – mushroom bruises
location – forehead
adjective – ginormous
noun – gleeeeen
location – between nishit’s ears
adjective – barren
noun – expanse
place – cabana in Brazil
verb – cornhole
noun pl. – gleeeeeens
verb ending -ed – lied
place – White House
verb ending -ed – kissed
verb – fuck
noun – fucker
noun pl. – fuckers
noun, abstract – art
noun, abstract – BS
noun – Throbbing staff of justics
place – Vijayjay
adjective – pink
adjective – juicy
person, possessive – IJS’s
celebrity – Sean Penn
title – Sir
abstract noun – hope
name of major legislation – No Child Left Behind
popular brand – Mountain Dew
organization of evildoers – Halliburton
noun – fascist
same noun – fascist
place – Jesusland
verb – believe
noun – gobotherer
adjective – old
noun pl. – theocons
noun pl. – Wedge strategies
noun – The Singularity
place – in nishi’s head
verb – fuck
title of official – Senator
place – post-rational universe
verb – gobsmacked
nationality, pl. – French Canadian
article of clothing – thong
place – California
name – Pelosi
Good job, JD.
Need to work “…you Sir!” in there a few times too… Preferably with some flying spittle each time you say it..
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