Here. Which is why I know that the spittle-flecked uber-douchebag will be happy to set an example. More on Keith’s very special comment.
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This is no small feat, but of all the unhinged crazies on the Left, Olbermendoucheous far and away exceeds the rest.
I was prepared, at least, to give him props for the 24 year old live-in lover that he had poached and taken into his apartment . . . and then I saw a picture.
Kind of like your friend telling you that he’s dating a model – then you meet her, and it’s Grace Jones . . .
Sorry. I got thorough an minute and a half and the sharp pain behind my eyes caused me to pass out.
This is what passes for “special commentary” on MSNBC, reflecting their transcendent success in cable news ratings.
Shut the hell up: advice that quite a few of us could take and use.
shut up, Slarti.
Shut up, you noninclusive neanderthal pedophiliaphobe.
that was better, JD. my attempt was really anemic and I apologize.
mph. Mmmm m mmmmp mbm. Mmmk moo.
Shut up, JD, before I oppress you for your oppressive oppression of brown people…
Um, wait aminute … JUST SHUT UP.
(you too, maggie)
OK, I condemn myself for the shutness.
And Blackwater but not Fallujah…
me shut up!? you shut up, you sorry excuse for a snake handling, bible-thumping THECON. How many other women have you opressed today?
don’t answer that, shutter uppper.
Dennis Prager spent most of the first two hours of his radio show discussing the “Olberdouche.” Note; Mr. Prager would never stoop to calling him an “Olberdouche,” but I would. In fact, I think I’ll indulge myself for a little while and place myself upon that lofty intellectual peak inhabited by snakes, small crawling bugs, dustbunnies, and Keith Olberman
Ready? Here I go! Olberdouche, Olberdouche, Olberdouche!
Well, that was a rush. I can see why he likes it down here in the mud; it’s warm, and you never have to go far from the place you use the bathroom. Don’t even have to move, actually.
Beyond dispute is that the Iraq war has effected the derangement of the Olberdouche, king of the 30th-rated network on cable.
Maggie, as JD will explain, I am a capitalist oppressor of brown people/others. My wife is 5’10” and a former lacrosse player and simply not built to be oppressed. Unless, of course, I have a painful death wish.
I LUVS ME THE WOMYNS!
” !”
That’s hateful, what Keith said.
Yo, Keith! He had one more thing and said it was especially for you!
You may burst into flames now.
Olbermendoucheous is a living breathing spittle flecked parody of the unhinged unglued Leftist. He has no rival on television.
I denounce the rest of you.
Skynet will become self-aware long before the Olberdouche does.
He called our soldiers cold blooded killers. But only because he cares.
That’s the key. Showy “earnestness” > introspection or “fact.”
Remember that. It’ll have a place of prominence in the new fascist handbook. May as well get a head start learning this stuff.
O!
I assume Olbermann has been spirited away to the gulag by now for insulting the nation’s leader. Right?
Jeff G – I just noticed that. Kind of him to have a moment of intellectual honesty, however fleeting, and publicly state his beliefs.
We will tolerate no dissent. Off with those craptacular glasses, Olbermendoucheous.
Keith Olbermann is merely rephrasing Jacque Chirac’s comment about the Eastern European countries missing a great opportunity to keep quiet.
It is kind of depressing to realize just how corrupted civilized discourse has become, that insult and mockery now pass in Big Media for reasoned argument and opinion. There is nothing persuasive in anything Mr. Olbermann said, just
red meatsoy patties for the rabid inhabitants of the echo chamber choir stalls. But clearly. there is an audience for it, which is what I find so depressing.I had a couple of longtime friends who noted to me, in an aside, that they religiously watch Olbermann.
Wow. They could have said, “You know, sex with dogs is just the peachiest,” and it would have been less disturbing. It really made me re-evaluate my continued interaction with them.
Fuck, I hate living in a blue state.
Speaking of dogs, I have a dog that has perpetually inflamed anal glands. They need to be cleaned out, a lot.
Anyway, Keith reminded me of my dog more than a little.
I know many have said it before, but it just cracks me up the way Keef barks at the camera and directs his vitriol to “you” (Bush) as if 1) Bush would actually be watching his ridiculous show and/or 2) Bush would give two bean burrito farts about what Keef thinks.
There are rumors that MSDNC will attempt to boost Keef’s ratings by drawing in NASCAR viewers: “Tune in to watch yet another person go in circles!” The problem is at least with NASCAR races you get to see a winner at the end. Watching Keef you’re only stuck watching a loser.
Yeah, I took that reference to George using killers to achieve his political objectives as a reference to your average Specialist too, especially when he went on to mention those killers were Cheney, Rummy, Wolfowitz and other higher ups. I especially believed he hates the average soldier or Marine because the whole thing was inspired by George’s claim that giving me up was an homage to their sacrifice. He must really hate those guys and gals to get so angry at the man whose policies are killing them!
Oh hold it, you mean I’m the only person who understands stuff like meaning? Oh, well, I sure miss the President and can’t wait until he gets done honoring the deaths of 21 year olds by not playing golf. Should be somewhere around January 22, 2009 by my count.
Oh, look, it’s IJS using a new pseudonym!
There are rumors that MSDNC will attempt to boost Keef’s ratings by drawing in NASCAR viewers: “Tune in to watch yet another person go in circles!†The problem is at least with NASCAR races you get to see a winner at the end. Watching Keef you’re only stuck watching a loser.
I doubt Olbermann could work a clutch enough to get into 2nd, let alone the canopy latch on Bush’s F-102.
Would somebody please ask Keith to wear his hairpiece while he’s in the building?
The goggles, they do nothing!
When Olborma and Maher get in the same room the feedback has got to be unbelievable. Additionally, he is a loser.
When Olborma and Maher get in the same room the feedback has got to be unbelievable.
Plate-glass windows shatter, birds fall from the sky, cameras shake apart into vibrating mounds of circuits and lenses, dogs howl, and all men within a 30-foot radius are instantly sterilized.
Olberman. Nice of him to call out the real murderers.
All this time I thought it was the people who dropped the WTC, struck the Pentagon, and planted bombs along Iraq and Afghan roads. And stoned women. And hanged homosexuals from LDH cranes. And produced kids show’s with Disney characters that killed by strangling, beating, or stabbing Jews – or characters representing the U.S. president – and controlled the nation of Lebanon as proxies for Iran. Or the guys who killed Wilders, murdered Daniel Pearl, and are busily buying up madrassa sites throughout America while our government just cashes the checks and looks away.
There exists a select group of people who I will punch in the nose if I ever get the chance. Olberman just rates a guffaw and a hearty “YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!”. If even that.
He’d look good kneeling in a jihadi video. He speaks the language, you know.
I’ve had MSNBC and CBS disabled on our TV remotes for almost four years now, so the only time I ever see Olbie is when his stupidity level lands him here.
How many times did he say Mr. Bush in that rant? Was there even a single sentence he didn’t say it at least once? Then the conclusion, of which he is so proud to give it special notice on his kos post, was to declare that it wasn’t about Mr. Bush? This fucking Bozo is like performance art.
Um, I’ve got the ghost of Larry Harmon on line six. He sounds pissed.
Fuck, I hate living in a blue state.
Survival tip: reside in a red section (my little corner of CA went for Bush by 64% in ’04) and ignore the rest of the BS (ie. pay no attention to what goes on behind the curtain in places like Sacramento).
I made it through 1:42. Anyone go the full 12:07??
Yep, but it all started to sound like undifferentiated stoopid after a while.
As opposed to differentiated stooopid.
Georgie’s comment makes perfect sense. All you have to do is throw out traditional definitions of words, and classical sentence construction. Certainly IJS-ish, but really just nishit in complete sentences.
Did anyone else catch the little lie at the center of Olbermann’s tirade? He said that Bush had declared the election of a Democrat would put the US at risk of another terrorist attack, when the question had nothing to do with the party of the occupant of the Oval Office, but whether said occupant withdrew prematurely from Iraq.
What a pathetic loser.
#40 Suspending logic, as we know it, doesn’t hurt either.
Jeffersonian – He has already anointed Baracky as the second coming, so it is only natural for the douchenozzle to assume W was talking about a Dem. That, and both of the remaining Dems swear on the Quran that they will surrender immediately.
All of the whoppers in his rants gloss over the little lies.
yep. I marveled at the theatrics throughout. Or did I snicker? Yeah, it was that.
BTW, my state doesn’t have a red spot. Now what?
well, Jeffersonian, it fits with their reaction to the “appeasement” thing today. EVERYTHING is about them.
Jupiter has two.
I’m sorry, did Georgie’s Golf Game just give the killbots the Nuremberg Defense?
Sweet! Killbots get off for free — slaughtering innocents and wreaking havoc on a sovereign country because they were just following orders.
And who could expect any better, right? After all, if it weren’t for the military, most of these guys would be in jail or driving buses, anyhow. Not the sharpest of knives, these poor bloodsoaked killing machines. Who we care deeply about…
I think Hillary has hedged her promises enough to be able to stiff the Code Pinkers should she get back to the WH. Bush’s animadversion was action-based, not partisan. He said that the act of doing something stupid and precipitous in Iraq would have sever security repercussions for America, not that it would be benign if McCain did it and malign if Obama did it. Olbermann’s fulminating tirade didn’t even address this.
Jeff G – But they care so much they wamt to bring them home. To hell with the brown people.
Jeffersonian – I think they react this way because they do not want to actually think about the likely and known consequences of their actions. Kind of like how they ignore the slaughter that resulted last time they surrendered when we were winning.
Hmm.
Makes me wonder if all the other ESPN guys and gals are as big a screaming enema effluent receptacle as Olby.
“Jeff G – But they care so much they wamt to bring them home. To hell with the brown people.”
Are you channeling cynn now, JD? You forgot to mention, “I love you soldiers so much…but you better remember who you work for!”
sooooo, sincere.
“I love you soldiers so much…”
Signed,
Ike Turner
If cars ran on stupid, Olby’s forehead would be ANWR.
POKE ALASKA!
I’m pretty sure the contents of his cranium must be combustible.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110808
Yep.
You’re assuming his cranium has contents..
Through no fault of my own I managed to catch Olby’s rant live last night — yes, the entire thing and it just kept getting worse — and, like Percy, I was watching it with someone who actually tuned in intentionally and adores the guy’s little tantrums. I despair for the future of civil discourse in this country. I really do.
So, Goldstein is calling our troops “killbots”? Jesus, that makes him as bad as Olberman!
Killbots? Jeff, why don’t you support the troops? Further, have you given up golf or batting cages or anything for them? Hell, Goldstein, you’re worse than the President who sent them to a quagmire. At least he’s willing to sacrifice.
Killbots, you should be ashamed.
well, they are trained to “kill people and break stuff”. why do you have a problem with them doing their jobs JDD?
I don’t who the morons are that read this blog but you might get a clue.
1) Bush lied about giving up golf.
2) Bush in Israel compared talking with terrorists with appeasing Nazis; asserting that any progress from such negotiations would be a “foolish delusion.â€Â
Ironic… what little success Bush has been able to claim with “the surge†in Iraq came from his own General’s policy of talking with the very Sunni insurgents and terrorists who were killing Americans only months earlier. Not only did the US negotiate with the insurgents, the US armed them.
Today, CNN reported on the abject hypocrisy of Bush’s statements:
“It’s also somewhat ahistorical. The president has authorized American diplomats to talk to the Iranians in Iraq. They talked to them in Afghanistan. They talked to them in Bonn, Germany, during the founding of the Afghan government during which the Iranians and Americans worked together. The president’s own Secretary of Defense is right now arguing that we should be talking to the Iranians. We talked to the Soviet Union and China while they were forming revolutions all over the world and most recently, let’s remember, that David Petraeus has talked to the Sunni insurgents and terrorists who were killing Americans only months earlier. And that – a large part of the success of the surge has been the willingness of Petraeus and the American military to talk to the people who they once called terrorists and insurgents.”
None of this hypocrisy is surprising from an incompetent president who is a proven liar, who uses the rhetoric of fear to influence politics, or from McCain who proposes the continuation of a dangerous and isolationist foreign policy.
Can we get a derrick built on William’s head S.T.A.T.? The price of stupid would drop like a rock.
Isolationist?!
Which is not the same thing as tea with Ahmadinejad. Opening a channel of low level communication is not negotiation. And the Soviets and Chinese aren’t irrational. Neither are the Sunnis. There’s a bit of a difference between them and the “terrorists and radicals” referred to. You can make an argument with them and that has been done successfully, largely because of their experience with irrational terrorists and radicals.
But, Obama is on the right side of this issue. How? By being on both sides of the issue.
Yeah, huh? Pat Buchanan weeps.
Really? I figured that, based on the policies advocated by the left these days, that he’d be thrilled. They’ve pretty much adopted his foreign policy views, right down to the judenhass.
I think you could find plenty of people to agree with William’s remarks if you talked to people in all 57 states. Oh, and Hawaii and Alaska too.
William called me a moron. Should I be offended?
I wouldn’t worry, Rusty, since he mangled the insult.
Oh, I’m sure he is. But the thought of his philosophy being ascribed to Teh Bushies must pluck at his rusty old heartstrings.
I’m still trying to figure out how “isolationist” could EVER apply to the Bush administration’s foreign policy. I can only guess the droid extrapolated from the old line about us ignoring the desires of our allies like Russia and China…
*sob*
Say it isn’t so. Is that why he’s a proven liar?
Actually, the talking started after the surge had separated SO MANY ENEMY COMBATANTS FROM THEIR ASSES THAT THEIR LEADERS HAD TO BEG FOR MERCY and begin talking.
You have your own template. I know you must obey it or you’d explode with self-loathing.
Ah, yes, there it is, on page 42 of the The Liberal’s Election ’88 Guide: “1324.2a: Accuse the U.S. of arming its enemies, even if the context of the assertion makes no sense. The dialectic may be triggered even by illogical nonsense if the nonsense is repeated often enough.”
Gotcha.
Repeat the nonsense. Repeat the nonsense. Besides, insisting that Bush foreign policy is isolationist may be a beginning of an effort to redefine isolationist. That way, when Obama begins execting the orders of the Comintern, we all can be relieved that we no longer are independent and sovereign but part of an international movement.
Apparently, if you’re not hugging everyone, you’re an isolationist. When was the last time Mugabe was invited to the White House, huh?
Think Globally! Act … um … Globally!
This could take some getting used to.
McCain apparently wants to start a new Cold War with Russia and China, undoing decades of diplomacy. His idea of kicking Russia out, and excluding China from the G8 group of industrialized nations (that comprise the majority of the world’s production and industry), was called by Newsweek: “the most radical idea put forward by a major candidate for the presidency in 25 years.â€Â
So, McCain’s vision includes increased tension with China, a country whose economy is growing at triple the rate of the US and is poised to overtake the US in superpower status, and Russia, one of the largest producers of oil and home to the majority of unaccounted for nuclear weapons. Now… that’ll keep safe, don’t ya think? More of the same arrogant bullshit isolationist antagonist foreign policy. Is that what we need?
Gosh, it’s almost as bad as drilling in ANWR!
Barkin’ up the wrong tree, William.
This is the home of the 40 people who still think Bush is an okay President. This is the home of people who believe in torture (as long as Americans do it). This is the home of the coterie of dolts and old-fashioned lunatics who believe the Iraq was not only justified, not only correct, but is a smashing success. These are the people who think McCain is just too damn liberal.
Alternatively, they assert Obama is too steeped in crazy religion to be President, but also has antipathy for religion. Alternatively, he’s too much into black power by following angry black men and they demand he renounce them. When he does, they call him craven and politically calculating. They are the sort of people who get pissed when Obama called Bill Ayers friendly, but could give a shit that McCain is pals with G. Gordon Liddy.
In other words, avoid this place (unless you come here to mock), as there is no growth, no self-awareness, just ten regulars who pat themselves on the back for “keeping the faith”. The next months will hard on them, as they resort to anything (Israel’s a constant sore, scary judges are coming) to stave off a crushing defeat.
But, damn it’s going to be fun watching all the McCain haters vote for him and watching the Senate get past the 60 vote threshold!
Meanwhile, William, just visit to shake your head. They have shown nothing and, I mean nothing, will pull them into the real world.
Don’t give yourself a hernia setting up those straw men, “Georgie”.
Yes, they’re all strawmen and not positions espoused by Karl, Dan, Jeff, and commenters. They have nothing to do with various posts posted within the last couple of days.
It’s cute when a dullard learns a term like “strawman” and even cuter when he uses it incorrectly in a sentence. You’re that kind of cute, spyboy. Still, keep throwing it out there in every post and someday you might get it right. Stopped clock and all.
Yes, they’re all strawmen
Yes, they are.
Now, go masturbate to your Che poster and take a nap, m’kay?
You are cupping William’s balls, I trust, Georgie?
Awesome discourse you have here.
Spies get owned and then calls a friend to post a homophobic comment. Really classy