Kantor was right: Hoosiers really are shitty worthless white niggers.
Except, obviously, for a lot of the ones from up near Gary.
Still a little rare? Let the fork-sticking begin!
Mostly unrelated: Various tests through which one can discover more about ever-fascinating oneself.
Also mostly unrelated, probably: Jeff Goldstein awoke one morning to discover he’d transformed into a blogger.
Gary can light my ass.
i think i like the naked lunch better.
does anyone know where i could get jeffie one of those old timey typewriters that transforms into a giant beetle?
Not from Bill Burkett, you can’t.
Great link, Dan. Hillary, Metagrovelized.
Blurgh. Now all I can think about is deedlybops popping out of suspicious costochondral protuberances.
[…] All over but the champaign. Dan calls for the forkstick. […]
Half-assed it through the shortest test:
LOL WUT
Woot!
Apparently, I’m an insecure iconoclastic jerk.
I didn’t need some fancy test to tell me that!
P.S.: There is no god! Assholes.
I, on the other hand, am introverted, artistic, and ruggedly handsome.
OK, I made up the ruggedly handsome part, but it’s as much as I can hope for.
It’ll all be in the manifesto I am preparing here in my off-the-grid cabin in northwestern Montana.
[…] Dan Collins @ PW My score was surprisingly lower than I expected it’d be – an embarrassingly low 3.266. Almost “liberal airhead” territory. And I took it again and only managed a 3.3? GTFO! […]