Every day I watch The View (too crass, magic ass!)
Hoping to catch a glimpse of you (too crass, magic ass!)
I don’t want to see your ugly smile (too crass, magic ass!)
I want to check your rear profile (too crass, magic ass!)

You’re out drinking with Ed Rendell (too crass, magic ass!)
The gays and dykes all think you’re swell (too crass, magic ass!)
I don’t want to give no sass (too crass, magic ass!)
But may I grope your magic ass? (too crass, magic ass!)

Noooooooooooo!

I don’t care if they say it’s gross (too crass, magic ass!)
Your back’s the side I dig the most (too crass, magic ass!)

I want it, I want it, I want it . . . You can’t have it!!!

Superdelegates get the chance
To rub up against your tight-fit pants
Superdelegates checkin’ your thighs
Your magic ass do hypnotize

Magic ass! Magic ass! Magic ass!

I said now I touch her magic ass (too crass, magic ass!)
I said now I palpate her magic ass (too crass, magic ass!)
I feel my Chelsea’s boo-tay (too crass, magic ass!)
I’m diggin’ my Chelsea’s boo-tay (too crass, magic ass!)

I want it, I want it, I want it . . .

I just crave some Clinton tush (too crass, magic ass!)
After these eight years of Bush (too crass, magic ass!)

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