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We're Rich, We're Rich! [Dan Collins]

The Negromancer has made us rich!!!  By fiat!!!

h/t Rob Crawford

Related: Chris Matthews wonders whether the guy he’s been fellating is a little . . . you know . . . swishy.

In the ‘hood?

41 Replies to “We're Rich, We're Rich! [Dan Collins]”

  1. I'm Just Saying says:

    “Negromancer”? Why don’t you just write the real “n” word you want to, Dan, and cross it out. You are, as always, classy.

  2. because then it wouldn’t be magical. duh.

  3. JD - TW says:

    And conservatives are racists ?!?!?!?!? Good allah, can you imagine the self-Lefteous outrage if Sen. McCain had said that?

    I am rich! I am rich! Tax the holy hell out me, Baracky.

  4. JD - TW says:

    IJS – And you are, as always, an asshat.

  5. Rob Crawford says:

    Funny thing is, I *HAVE* seen the word rendered as “nigromancer” as a reference to the “black arts”.

    But onto the main subject — isn’t it stupendous how low the bar for “rich” has become? What’s that make the Obama family? Filthy-stinking-ultra-mega-rich?

  6. JD - TW says:

    Dan – Don’t even think about using the word niggardly.

    RACISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. N. O'Brain says:

    DJIA is up 361 points today.

  8. JD - TW says:

    N.O’Brain – Because of the worst economy, EVAH!

  9. Pablo says:

    Negrodamus was already taken.

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, well Wright stole that from Chappelle.

  11. I’m trying to imagine what a Neccromancer would be. probably me with all my Easter candy, high on sugar and seeing through time.

  12. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    Kwisatz Negrorach

  13. psycho... says:

    What’s that make the Obama family? Filthy-stinking-ultra-mega-rich?

    Well yeah.

    The “top two percent” phrase that’s often used in the press to describe their income is used to play down the ultra-mega-filth-ness of its size. It’s like saying I’m in the “top two percent” of assholes here.

    (And no, I don’t give a rat’s how much money they get, except that, being “public servants,” they secure it by violence — and I don’t really care about that, because we’re helpless to stop it. I’m only interested in how people lie about it.)

  14. Techie says:

    Nekomancer.

    Command my cat army!

  15. Sean M. says:

    You are, as always, classy.

    Aw, blow it out yer ass.

    Douchebag.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    Actually, it’s a word used by Cervantes, among others.

  17. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    The original sin that tainted the Constitution has bleed into your underwear, Dan.

    PAY THE REPARATIONS!!

  18. Pablo says:

    I think IJS is just looking for something to worry about. This should do.

    The report found troubling data on the prospects of urban public high school students getting to college. In Detroit’s public schools, only 24.9 percent of the students graduated from high school, while 30.5 percent graduated in Indianapolis Public Schools and 34.1 percent received diplomas in the Cleveland Municipal City School District.

  19. David R. Block says:

    Reparations? For what? My ancestors came from a country where slavery was illegal, and arrived anywhere from 11 to 17 years too late to participate in it over here.

    So the reparations crowd can go butt a rubber stump.

  20. Pablo says:

    My ancestors came from a country where slavery was illegal, and arrived anywhere from 11 to 17 years too late to participate in it over here.

    Mine were a bit later than that. But Obama’s ancestors owned slaves. So if he wants to pay up, more power to him.

  21. Carin says:

    Kwisatz Negrorach

    heh

  22. Carin says:

    I believe the Rev James T Meeks has addressed that Pablo. It’s the slave masters who are in charge of public schools that are responsible for the kids doing poorly in the cities. Educational apartheid or something.

  23. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    Comment by David R. Block on 4/1 @ 2:17 pm #

    Reparations? For what? My ancestors came from a country where slavery was illegal, and arrived anywhere from 11 to 17 years too late to participate in it over here.

    So the reparations crowd can go butt a rubber stump.

    I’m sorry David, but St. Barry O’Blamey has stained all of America with the Original Sin of Slavery. You inherited this sin as soon as you were born. Your parents were stained the day they became citizens. The stain is all powerful, all pervasive and cannot be washed away with Dove. Sort of like lipstick.

    Pay up!

  24. Pablo says:

    Um, isn’t the woman in the center of this photo Connie K. Calloway, Superintendent of Detroit Public Schools? Someone needs to get their Slave-O-Meter recalibrated.

    You’ve got to love their tag line: Accountability + Added Value = Achievement.

  25. MayBee says:

    The report found troubling data on the prospects of urban public high school students getting to college.

    That seems like a ridiculous leading sentence, considering the information that comes after. Although it makes me fear that someone’s answer to this problem will be to eliminate high school graduation as a college entry requirement for select urbanites.

  26. Carin says:

    Sorry, the Rev Meeks has addressed that. They’re merely house n-‘s.

  27. Slartibartfast says:

    You are, as always, classy.

    CLASSIST!!!!

  28. Slartibartfast says:

    Actually, it’s a word used by Cervantes, among others.

    CLASSICIST!!!!

  29. Pablo says:

    OK, so who be de Massah of de house?

  30. cranky-d says:

    Although it makes me fear that someone’s answer to this problem will be to eliminate high school graduation as a college entry requirement for select urbanites.

    And we can all imagine how well that will work.

    Colleges are increasingly lowering their standards, though they are probably doing it to make more money. Many offer remedial programs to help people who never learned the basics in high school. An undergraduate degree does not mean as much now as it did in the past.

  31. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    Pablo: I think it’s Don Quixote. Ask Dan.

  32. Carin says:

    Well, Meeks was specifically addressing Chicago, but he claimed that Black mayors were merely house n’s … and no one questioned him.

  33. Carin says:

    Or, he said this:

    “We don’t have slave masters, we got mayors,” Meeks said then while preaching. “But they are still the same white people who are presiding over systems where black people are not able to be educated. You got some preachers that are house n——. You got some elected officials that are house n——. Rather than them try and break this up, they’re gonna fight you to protect that white man.”

    He didn’t specifically address black mayors. Sorry.

  34. thor says:

    What’s up with Chris Matthews saying it shouldn’t surprise anyone Obama is good at basketball. The dude’s from the hard tops of Hawaii, so yeah, I’m surprised he can stop-pop and drop anything past a ten-foot free throw, much less a jumper. Hawaiian Negroes don’t ball, they toke and hang-five and run like bitches from Dog the bounty hunter. The fuck was the last time you heard the words, “and with the fifth pick of the first round the Chicago Bulls select ______ from the University of Hawaii”? Not ever, that’s when. O balling is further proof the kid is special.

    O!

  35. Pablo says:

    Yeah, I saw that, Carin. And then I noticed that the school presiding white person ain’t.

    We may be in uncharted territory. Or not.

  36. cranky-d says:

    He didn’t specifically address black mayors. Sorry.

    Well, they’re just props set up by whitey, right? Puppets to be used by the hidden powers, and eventually to be taken down by phony scandals created by “the man.”

  37. cranky-d says:

    Was that too mean spirited of me? Maybe. I think I’m very tired of the whole election.

  38. Cowboy says:

    It’s the slave masters who are in charge of public schools that are responsible for the kids doing poorly in the cities. Educational apartheid or something.
    Is the good Rev Meeks suggesting we segregate public schools, staff them with all black students, administrators, and teachers?

    And what exactly would the success or failure of such a venture prove?

  39. alppuccino says:

    O balling is further proof the kid is special.

    I would take Barry in one-on-one. I’m 2 years his junior, but my butt would make a very convincing lighthouse bulb.

    I, of course, would begin the contest with a statement foul. Something crisp but solid about the neck and ears.

    He would scurry out of sight like it was time to vote on denouncing Moveon.org.

  40. CraigC says:

    Chris Matthews wonders whether the guy he’s been fellating is a little . . . you know . . . swishy.

    Q: How do you know if you’re roommate is gay?

    A: His dick tastes like shit.

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