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It’s Really Not Funny [Dan Collins]

News 4 spoke with Dick Tips, the owner of the cemetery, but he said he was too busy to meet with us.

Stop sniggering, man.  Totally uncool. 

25 Replies to “It’s Really Not Funny [Dan Collins]”

  1. Sean M. says:

    This guy was also unavailable for comment.

  2. Cowboy says:

    Seriously, shouldn’t you need some kinda license to name your kid Richard?

    That way we could stop you if your last name was…

  3. happyfeet says:

    Dick Lichtblau ain’t any better really.

  4. Cowboy says:

    …Less

  5. buford gooch says:

    Richard Head?

  6. buford gooch says:

    Or , in Spanish, Ricardo Cabeza?

  7. Pablo says:

    But really, how about Rich? Or Richie? Why he gotta be Dick?

  8. Penguins says:

    Lickington.

  9. Cowboy says:

    …Snigger.

    RACIST!!!11!!

  10. Penguins says:

    His friends call him Rib.

  11. Enoch_Root says:

    All these fuckers also dodged the media.

  12. Cowboy says:

    How? Snigger?

    NATIVE AMERICANIST!!!!!!1111!!!!!eleventy!!!!!

  13. Ardsgaine says:

    I knew a girl in high school named Edith Peters.

  14. mojo says:

    We used to have a local news guy named Dick Cable…

    Nah, I wouldn’t have changed it either.

  15. ccs says:

    I dated a girl in college named Maura Dick.

  16. McGehee says:

    We used to have a local news guy named Dick Cable…

    Do you remember Channel 10’s promo campaign (we’re talking 1970s, IIRC), “Will success spoil Dick Cable?”

  17. Moron Pundit says:

    This reminds me of a joke involving a lepper and a prostitute… I wonder if this guy hangs out with Elliot Spitzer.

  18. Harry says:

    Like the joke about the traveling Mhole who never charged for a circumcision- he made his living on tips :-s.

    Yeah- I know it’s sick, but that never stopped anything here before.

  19. Harry says:

    Crimony! I stepped on my own joke, dammit! It’s MOHEL!

  20. Moron Pundit says:

    If you’d have used one, you wouldn’t have stepped on it! =O

  21. Harry says:

    Well- apparently such services were provided to me at a very early age- not that I recall anything about it. READING what I’d typed would have been a better preventative. Grrrr.

  22. Dan says:

    How can we be up to 22 comments without anyone mentioning the news reporter’s NAME?

  23. Rusty says:

    Randy Beaver. OK. Happy now? which, by the way, would make a great name for a stripper.

    Randy Beaver

    Dick Tips

    Sounds like a bad day down at the pond.

  24. huh, I didn’t even think to watch the video. that’s probably why nobody mentioned it, Dan.

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