Scientists believe a rope-like organism that lived on the seabed up to 570 million years ago was the first creature on earth to have sex.
Researchers studying ancient fossils think a peculiar animal called Funisia dorothea was sexually active 30 million years before any other.
h/t Hot Air
They called her Fun Dorothy.
Immediately thereafter, it went blind and grew hair on its palms.
“Rope-like”.
Heh.
I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore
Was there a paleozoic Andrea Dworkin on hand to denounce this submarinal, primordial violation?
I always wondered what Andrea would’ve had to say about earthworms, who (if I’m not mistaken) can pitch and catch at the same time.
Autodenunciation, no doubt. Isn’t self-loathing the overall goal here?
I saw a video once, of these two alleged hermaphrodites…
Researchers studying ancient fossils think a peculiar animal called Funisia dorothea was sexually active 30 million years before any other.
“Reasearchers also found evidence of some closely related organisms that failed to reproduce.”
See also: Amyndae Marcottus and Barbarae Mahablob…