Most Gracious Lord, we humbly thank You for the gift of high-profile morons such as Eliot Spitzer, who somehow manage, despite all our flaws and failings, to make us look comparatively good to our wives and girlfriends.
We pray to the Lord.
Thanks be to God.
“She said she’d cut my pecker off, and feed it to the cat. So, that’s good to know.”
Mark Steyn has some strong opinions regarding Big O’s speech.
For low-fat lattes, Mac computers, Ethanol mandates, reformulated gas, Volvos, Black Liberation Atheolibs, and of course, the 10,000 Maniacs compendium…
We pray to the Lord
Baracky smears this grandma as a typically white hatey bitch and lets his other real grandma rot in a hut in darkest nether Africa.
He has issues.
I’m glad I won’t have to walk past that damn holiday candy aisle anymore.
Until the Halloween candy goes on sale.
In July.
“Maybe some men and some women wouldn’t agree,” says Felcher, 50. “But this story is like a Rorschach test for people. It was good to know we felt the same way.”
I think most women would be unforgiving, but I mean, how many dudes would be able to kick out an old lady bringing down $5k/hr.? Just sayin’.
Oh, come ON! Halloween candy doesn’t even arrive in the stores until late August. The candy you see in July is for back-to-school.
Abandoned by a Kenyan pop who wanted to be another corrupt cog in some satrap’s machine, ditched by a lefty mom in favor of fascinating Indonesian blacksmithing. Now he tosses granny, the only person who gave a shit about him, under the bus to excuse the rantings of a lunatic preacher, then backs the Greyhound up over her as a cookie-cutter honkey with some primal fear of black men, just to drive the point home.
Embrace teh crazy.
My mistake.
In my defense though — have you seen what kids wear to school these days?
I’m planning to have a St. Paddy’s Easter myself.
The supermarket had a slammin’ deal on corned beef, so I grabbed a few for the freezer.
I’m constantly amazed by two things: What insufferable pricks some men are to the women in their lives, and how relatively easy it is to rise above that fray.
I took my wife to work and picked her up at 11:30 last night like I always do. Her female co-workers think I am the best thing since sliced bread. It makes Mrs. Cowboy very happy.
ai no corrida is still banned in japan.
you can get it on netflix however.
;)
Shouldn’t that read ‘wives or girlfriends’ Dan? Unless yours don’t actually read this stuff…
Steyn brings up a point I’ve long been asking our resident Leftards like cleo:
“The pastor is a fraud, a crock, a mountebank  for, if this truly were a country whose government invented a virus to kill black people, why would they leave him walking around to expose the truth?”
Similarly, if Bush were truly running America as a Fascist state, then why haven’t Lefties been lined up against brick walls at midnight. Our Loony Left needs the experience of living under a real dictatorship.
I was promised gulags and reeducation camps. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING GULAGS?!?
I’ve heard rumors of them Pablo, I think they named one ‘Berkeley.’