“Pop goddess Britney Spears bared her boobs in her new movie Crossroads — but the shots ended up on the cutting-room floor, according to reports.

“Co-stars Taryn Manning and Zoe Saldena admit the hot babe’s breast-flash in the final scenes of the movie were axed by top executives,” Matt Drudge reports.

Meanwhile, somewhere in L.A., Hipster Blogger Oliver Willis® curses these prudish top executives, and — in a gesture of protest — spends the $24 he was saving for the Crossroads DVD on a bottle of Jaegermeister and some PABA-free hand lotion…

(We kid because we love, Oliver… And who knows…I mean, there’s always the director’s cut, right?)