You know, some of my best friends are black.
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And I find Steve Harvey hilarious.
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Ahem.
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yeah, right. and just how did you get all those interviews with Robert Byrd’s hood? huh? you think it would talk to just anyone? thought so.
It’s your Jackie Chan bonafides that I question.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnA9s8ukKdY
Can you fly?
I’m down with Margaret B Jones.
I do not know why, but these are some of my favorite posts. It is like jamming an e-thumb in someone’s eye, pointing out, quite pubicly, how bone jarringly stooopid they are.
Jeff G – I love Dan, Karl, Darleen, TSI, everyone that fills in, but allahdammit, it is good having you back.
Oh, this should be good. Does Perlstein have minions?
I agree with JD: Manlove for Jeff and his intellectual absurdism. … or sumthin’ …
How about a new series: “Burnishing Anti-Racial Bona Fides from the Mean Streets of Hymietown.”
That black dude from American Idol – Chikeze? I would totally vote for him if he sang a little better.
But Carin, his voice is like butter!
Wait, is that racist? I’m so confoosed…
Also, I think it would be really cool if I had my own magic negro.
(did I just cross the line of good taste?)
Only if you’re claiming it’s a black line.
Um … Carin? Spike Lee’s on the phone for you and he’s pissed!
I mean, I was just thinking he could give me sage advice and shit. MAYBE give me God-like powers for a day. I swear I wasn’t making a veiled reference to black male endowment.
It’s like cocoa butter?
I can’t bring myself to vote for those AI women. Too strident and shrieky.
i like how the sexual content of blogpost goes up by 75% when jeff posts.
more sex is always good.
theres always that sexual Hook.
“Does Perlstein have minions?”
Ooooo….oooooo….
Can I be one of Jeff’s minions?
I always wanted to be a minion.
Or a Pip.
Jeff does not have minions.
We are henchmen…er…henchpeople.
Screw it…henchmen. And we even get to wear orange hardhats and ride the monorail inside the secret mountain HQ.
Is that the low fat SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! ?
No, Parker, but it is teh kosher.
WISHBONE ! How goes it, our friend?
If you really wanted to join the PW Minions, you’d have to really hate the Romans.
I have two hoodies and sometimes I ride the subway. I might could even wear the hoodie on the subway cause I’m street like that, potentially.
trumpet this, Jeff
Romani ite domum.
That Entertainer guy, he’s pretty funny, too.
“theres always that sexual Hook.”
Obviously the Joooos are coming for our women. When all they want is chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.
So….this sexual chocolate thing……..do y’all prefer nuts? Or no.
I’m fucking clueless as to what the cool kids are doing these days. Or even what they’re talking about.
sashal – It would be nice if you would point out that the link is NSFW. My internet police nazis are about to descend upon my office. Thanks.
Sticky B – Nuts tend to cause unnecessary friction and chafing.
JD, you’re not supposed blog chatting while working.
It is not a frigging socialism here, you know…
Huh. And here I thought we were Myrmidons this whole time. I especially like the part about being unscrupulous.
Way to go, Sashal. I didn’t think there was anything that could put me off sex. I was wrong.
I had no idea who Rick Perlstein was or what he had to do with this topic, so I googled him. I didn’t find anything specific to Jeff or PW, but I did find this post, in which he claims that El Kabong was a racist anti-Mexican freak show. Perfect example of the ravings of an overheated mind. If you’re familiar with the Quick-Draw McGraw series, you’ll recall that Quick-Draw was the dumbass and Baba was the smart one. Sure, the Mexicans in the toon speak with exaggerated mannerisms, but….it’s a cartoon, dude.
Jeff,
This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rick-perlstein/some-apocalyptic-observat_b_90096.html#postComment) Rick Perlstein?
If that douchenozzle would get that torqued over a Quick-Draw McGraw character, his head would probably explode if he saw a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon…:)
That’s the guy, afs.
Craig — I went over all this yesterday, and Dan has a link to it in his Patti Labell post. Essentially, the guy called me a racist for my post on rejected obama campaign slogans/candy bar ideas. And he said he sees no reason to converse with someone who compares African Americans to chocolate.
He’s an intellectual lightweight posing as a heavyweight. Which you get to do when you have slavering progressives desirous of hearing any kind of dirt you can manufacture, and any kind of spin you can make palatable.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
You said you wouldn’t tell. Liar.
Screw it…henchmen. And we even get to wear orange hardhats and ride the monorail inside the secret mountain HQ.
Aw man! Hardhats. I always wanted a hardhat. All the really cool henchmen have em’. Yellow ones.
We are henchmen…er…henchpeople.
Screw it…henchmen.
I thought we were conspirators.
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