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UN Gets Off Its Fat Ass [Dan Collins]

to blast celebrity drug abuse.

Thanks, UN!

8 Replies to “UN Gets Off Its Fat Ass [Dan Collins]”

  1. Big E says:

    Considering that celebrities are generally not dealing drugs (exception to the occasional professional athlete intent on “keeping it real”) it seems to me they get hit harder for simple possession busts than would the average person. No one I know who has been arrested for possession has gotten thrown in the clink except a couple people who had long rap sheets for doing other dumb shit.

    The’ve got nothing to say about their “peacekeepers” raping children all over sub-saharan africa but they are all over Paul McCartney for smoking grass. Such courage!

  2. mojo says:

    No doubt a nasty missive is even now winging it’s way to Hugo, hectoring him about his daily cocaine paste use…

  3. PCachu says:

    Are they sure that report came from the UN? I didn’t see anything in it blaming Israel.

  4. Jeffersonian says:

    Isn’t it about time the UN jumped on this with both feet? I’m thinking a conference in Ixtapa or Tahiti with sumptuous catering, five-star hotels and underage hookers is in order.

  5. Carin says:

    Man, that is bad. Can we start a fund to help them or something? Obviously, we need more money and education to guide the rich and famous. Poor dears.

  6. BJTexs says:

    Well that’s all fine and good but i’m still waiting for the UN to chime in on childhood obesity.

    FOR THE FUTURE LARD ASS GENERATIONS!!!

  7. Al Maviva says:

    Based on my religious observation of E!, Entertainment Tonight, People mag and US Weekly, they are right to do this.

    Because Snoop Dogg snorting coke off a stripper’s ass is an issue that affects us all.

  8. Slartibartfast says:

    Fail.

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