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Cherchez Le Stupid (CraigC)

Oscar-winning actress Marion Cotillard was facing embarrasment with her new American public last night after it emerged that she doubted the official account of the September 11 attacks.

Turning to America’s space programme, she said: “Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.”

She also expressed doubt about claims made by the Mars Candy Company regarding their popular brand M&M’s.  Exclaimed Miss Cotillard, “Do you know zee temperature inside a closed fist?? Zose stewpeed candies would melt tres vite in your hand!”

That last quote may not be completely accurate.

23 Replies to “Cherchez Le Stupid (CraigC)”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I had wondered whether she really deserved the Oscar, but clearly she’s an A-lister through and through. I can’t wait to give her my moneys.

  2. Kevin says:

    I’m with her. There’s a LOT of stuff that they try to feed us that is simply to crazy to believe. Like germs. Who believes in them? Idiots, that’s who. Sheeple. Has anyone ever actually SEEN a germ? Of course not. It’s just a complicated government plot to get us to wash our hands and take showers so the soap companies can make profits. It’s disgusting.

    Sure, some of you may THINK you’ve seen a germ, but you were probably looking at it through a microscope, right? Those things are controlled by the government!

    Shoot, I have to go. I forgot to take my pills.

  3. MayBee says:

    Cotilliard” “There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours.
    It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed.””

    The Story:

    April 19, 2002 Posted: 1:41 AM EDT (0541 GMT)

    MILAN, Italy (CNN) — Italian investigators are trying to discover what caused a small private plane to slam into Milan’s tallest building on Thursday, killing at least three people, injuring dozens more and carving a huge gash in the 32-story structure.

    The aircraft — a single-propeller Rockwell Commander 112 TC piloted by a 68-year-old Swiss man — hit the 26th floor of the Pirelli Tower in an apparent accident at 5:48 p.m. (11:48 a.m. EDT), 18 minutes after taking off, Italian officials said.

    An Italian law enforcement official said authorities had no evidence of a link to terrorism. Sources in Washington told CNN that, despite previous warnings, there was no intelligence about a terrorist attack targeting Italy.

    Milan fire brigade officials said the aircraft — containing only the pilot, according to the flight plan — was on fire as it flew into the tower. There was an explosion in the building when the four-seat plane hit, but there was no danger the building would collapse, police said.

    So it’s really almost exactly the same thing.

  4. MayBee says:

    Oh no, it’s the Windsor Building in Madrid. Which was, ironically, possibly a set fire and not hit a plane.

    Around midnight, on Saturday, February 12, 2005, a fire was detected on the 21st floor. The fire spread quickly throughout the entire building, leading to the collapse of the outermost, steel parts of the upper floors; firefighters needed almost 24 hours to extinguish it. While seven firefighters were injured, nobody was killed in the fire, which was arguably the worst in Madrid’s history.

    It was initially thought that the fire was the result of an electrical fault, but some facts have since come to light suggesting that it may have been arson:

    * Different amateur videotapes showed two figures in silhouette inside the blazing building more than two hours after it was supposedly evacuated. The figures appeared to be moving about eight floors below the core of the fire, at around 3:00 a.m. (02:00 GMT).
    * Other videos showed lights inside the skyscraper after electricity was thought to have gone out.
    * Police discovered that someone had forced a door that led into a Windsor Tower underground garage.

    It was also different construction, framed in reinforced concrete. She’s…how you say…stupid.

    She is beautiful, though.

  5. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Her skill set is acting like someone else. So, it’s not too surprising she’s dimmer than a 5-watt bulb.

  6. jon says:

    This is just another example of the official story getting enmeshed with the official reaction. Who believes in UFOs? I do, but I never really admit it, because that now means “I believe extraterrestrials want to examine my colon and mutilate cattle” rather than “some aircraft don’t appear on the pages of the official guides”. This is the true appearance of Bush Derangement Syndrome: Not Believing the Bush Administration (from which my default setting is “doubt strongly”) leads to Dis-Believing the Bush Administration (from which any historical event of its time is assumed to be part of Bush and Cheney’s evil, neocon plans.) I can argue that every word Bush says deserves scrutiny, but sheesh. For some of us, going from Step A to Step B isn’t even an option. But for an embarrassing part of us, it’s their default setting.

    Which just goes to show that some people’s politics are for show: hardcore, but shallow. Other examples: the tool who criticized Obama’s non-wearing of a flag pin while not wearing one himself, the anti-abortionists who lack an answer as to the fitting punishment for women who get one, anti-illegal proponents who just say “follow the law” but can’t come up with a competent plan for removal of 12 million people, the greenies and subsidized greenies who claim we can get over foreign oil with farm products, those who think capitalism is perfect, those who think socialism can be perfect, those who think government can control gun use, those who think government is doing a great job controlling drug use, and a host of others. Politics is a knee-jerk business and I hate that. But as long as crazy uncles and eccentric aunts keep voting, they’ll be pandered to by the politicians. Sure, there’s the occasional denunciation and such, but it’s only got clarity when it’s denouncing those who vote for the other guy.

  7. jon says:

    Also, I say the film for which she won. Her acting was amazing. And until I saw her at the Oscars, I had no idea that she was hot. She deserved the award, for what that’s worth.

  8. jon says:

    Ugh. That “say” should be “saw”. What the hell am I up at this hour anyway? (And that’s rhetorical, so fuck off.)

  9. happyfeet says:

    UFOs don’t exist though. That’s just nuts. The only force in the universe powerful enough to sustain the technology and expense of bridging that sort of distance is commerce, which means you gotsta to make some contact. I don’t care who you are or how many tentacles you got, they send your ass a few light years away and you better bring something back for Queen Isabella.

  10. happyfeet says:

    Something like at least from the mall.

  11. Sean M. says:

    I’m pretty sure all those kids at Hot Topic are aliens. That would explain a lot, really.

  12. Sean M. says:

    Oh, yeah, and the frog chick is an imbecile. I can’t wait to see the video of Buzz Aldrin cleaning her clock.

  13. jon says:

    So, happyfeet, you can identify everything that flies? I can’t, so I say there ARE unidentified flying objects. Do I think any of them are flown by something out of scifi movies? No, but that’s not the question. See my point? There’s the question, and there’s what the question is supposed to mean. The terminology’s representation isn’t always going to be what it is. And being sceptical of the official version isn’t the same as believing every loony theory out there. Not that there aren’t any people out there who aren’t like that, but most of us who distrust the government do so because of government’s track record of being self-serving even when it’s not practical.

  14. Slartibartfast says:

    Atoms. I mean, who’s ever layed eyeballs on an atom?

  15. Slartibartfast says:

    Oh, and: your head. Have you ever tried looking at your head?

    Oh, sure, you can look at a reflection or a photograph of your head, but that’s not your head. Mirrors lie, and the camera adds 30 lb! Nope, you have no idea what your head really looks like, except that maybe it’s the reverse of its reflection, and less fat than its photograph.

  16. McGehee says:

    I can’t, so I say there ARE unidentified flying objects.

    And by so doing, you’ve just identified them.

  17. ushie says:

    Proof there are aliens among us: Somehow, Mary Kate and Ashley are multimillionaires.

  18. B Moe says:

    Now that you mention it, these legs don’t look all the human to me, either:
    http://qwww.tmz.com/2008/02/29/nicky-hilton-knee-ds-help-stat/4

  19. cjd says:

    Back on topic, at least she gets naked onscreen a lot.

  20. jon says:

    Thanks to the internet, I’ve seen that.

  21. happyfeet says:

    oh. Well yeah, but then all the emphasis is on the flying. Mostly you’re just talking bout stuff no one can give an explanation for, which this particular stuff happens to be in the air at some particular moment. But I see your point, mostly. I just for real think UFOs, the popculturey ones, are silly and anachronistic in that they essentially go to the same well as stuff you see drawn on cave walls.

  22. Are we sure this girl isn’t a Mossad agent????

    BD

  23. REY says:

    THERE ARE PLENTY EVIDENCE THAT THE 9/11 WAS A MILITARY INTELLIGENCE PSY OP, INVOLVING A SMALL GROUP OF GOVERNMENT INSIDERS (MOST LIKELY NEO CONS), AL QAEDA IS A FABRICATION OF THE US/UK/MOSSAD INTELLIGENCE, THERE ARE ARAB TERRORIST CELLS FOR MANY YEARS,I AS THE RESULT OF OUR POLICIES TOWARD THE MIDDLE EAST, BLIND TRUST AND BLANK CHECK POLICIES ($ 40 BILLIONS OF AID A YEAR) WITH ISRAEL, CLOSING OUR EYES ON THEIR 200 NUCLEAR WAR HEADS, FINANCING WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND TRAINING IN THE 80’s THE MUJHA HEDDINS AGAINST THE RUSSIANS AND THEN DUMPING THEM AFTER THE RUSSIAN LEFT LEAVING AFGHAN TALIBAN FIGHTERS WITH ALL THE WEAPONS AND NO ASSISTANCE FOR RECONSTRUCTION…
    MANY OF THEM CREATED CELLS SOMETIME CALLED AL QAEDA BY OUR MEDIA, SOME OF THEM ARE INFILTRATED AND MONITORED,WITH THE HELP OF THE ISI (PAKISTANI SPY AGENCY) TO SERVE OUR MANUFACTURED “WAR ON TERROR” WITCH IS THE NEW TOOL FOR THE WAR MONGERS SERVING THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO REPLACE THE” COLD WAR”,THE AGENDA IS TO CREATE A STATE OF PERPETUAL WAR,” GOVERNMENT BY TERROR”.
    9/11 WAS A FAULSE FLAG ATTACK, SO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE, MAY BE IT WILL HAPPEN BEFORE THE ELECTIONS IN ORDER TO BRING MARTIAL LAW GIVING TOTAL POWER TO THE NEO CON (FASCIST RATHER)

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