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Z-Man May Have Gotten Greased [Dan Collins]

Hellfire.

21 Replies to “Z-Man May Have Gotten Greased [Dan Collins]”

  1. nishizonoshinji says:

    that wud be good.
    i hope he enjoys gehenna.

  2. irongrampa says:

    Nice to end a dreary February on a bright note.

  3. happyfeet says:

    I like it when they die.

  4. mojo says:

    And that fat fuck Gadhan with him, possibly.

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    Al-Qaeda #3 Abu Laith al-Libi (plus, maybe, that pudgy little traitor Adam Gadahn)

    Al-Qaeda #2 Aymin al-Zawahiri

    A good February, if you ask me.

    Think Osama bin Hidin’ might be a bit nervous?

  6. Ric Locke says:

    Don’t celebrate too early.

    AP reports deaths of two five-year-old children (both girls) and a goat, in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..

    Regards,
    Ric

  7. McGehee says:

    If Zawahiri is room-temperature, who’s going to appear in the non-still, speaking parts of al-Qaeda videos now?

    Al-Qaeda Leader #4: “How much longer to get the animatronic Osama back online, Mahsoud?”

    Al-Qaeda Leader #5: “It’s working now, Achmed, but I can only get it to say ‘uhny uftz.'”

  8. N. O'Brain says:

    This makes me feel funny in my pants.

    [/funny accent]

  9. MC says:

    Gack! And before Mr. Obama had a chance to sit down and have a nice chat!

  10. Rusty says:

    I think I’ll have a diet coke.

  11. Pablo says:

    My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often.

  12. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    I’m a Cleveland Cavaliers fan. I got worried that we had whacked Zydrunis Ilgauskas. Thank goodness, it was that fucker instead. I’ll raise a glass of some wonderful IPA to that. However, I’m keeping Ric’s admonition in mind until we have absolute confirmation.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Has Ben Wallace suited up yet?

  14. alppuccino says:

    ……oh and fuck Zawahiri. I’m glad he’s allegedly dead.

  15. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Al…Yeah, he has. Looked good his first game (put back dunks, rebounds), but games 2 and 3 he’s looked every bit as old as the detractors of the trade claimed. We’ll see. I second your sentiments in regards to Zawahri.

  16. RDub says:

    Wonder what a greasy smear of Gadahn’s remains would smell like after a Hellfire hit? I’d be inclined to say bacon, but that’s verboten. Lamb?

    OI: I too think it’s a little early to judge Ben just yet. He got burned repeatedly by Garnett the other night because he was out with Z on the perimeter chasing around their shooters, leaving out of position for..pretty much everything. I believe Szcerbiak will find his rhythm, and I really like the Smith and West pickups as well.

  17. Carin says:

    Please, can we not talk about Ben Wallace?

    I’m still not over that.

  18. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    RDub, great points. I agree with you 100%. I really like West as he is the first guy since Lebron has been here that can actually break down a defense. Well, other than Lebron. Wally’s shot will come back. He’s pressing right now. Smith is just a solid vet. And not a knucklehead like Drew. As for enBay allceWay (sorry Carin), he’ll be ok, too.

  19. Time to spin this golden oldie again.

    Splodeydopes are
    causing us dismay
    Hamas is gettin’ dire
    Screw the peace creeps
    It’s way past time to say
    Time to open fire

    And we don’t need the UN
    Crying ‘cuz the story’s sad
    ‘Cuz the Hellfire Missile Way
    Is better than the way we had

    Well he’s threatening this
    And he’s threatening that
    Sayin’ we’re easy prey
    TV airs his chatter
    The Apache swoops in and the taxi goes splat!
    Car swarm’s on the way
    But nothin’s left but splatter

    And we don’t need the UN
    Crying ‘cuz the story’s sad, uh huh
    Hellfire Missile Way
    Is better than the way we had
    Hey, hey, hey, hey

  20. Major John says:

    I’d wait on this one – I remember celebrating quite hard when it looked like we had captured Hekmatyar Gulbuddin…then it turned out to be his “security double”. Bah.

  21. Alcyoneus says:

    Damn. I wish I wasn’t banned at Little Green Footballs.

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