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Kucinich Attacked by Swiftboat? [Dan Collins]

Worse than alien anal probe?

20 Replies to “Kucinich Attacked by Swiftboat? [Dan Collins]”

  1. BJTexs says:

    **WARNING: THIS IS A SWIFTBOAT ATTACK ON DENNIS KUCINICH**

    Dennis Kucinich is loopier than a bi-polar unicorn.

    THIS HAS BEEN A SWIFTBOAT ATTACK ON DENNIS KUCINICH**

    We now return you to your regular commenting.

  2. Carin says:

    Dan, why the hate for unicorns?

  3. kelly says:

    I don’t know if Dan actually hates unicorns.

    Looks to me like he prefers unicorn machines like the one you can see the blueprint specs for on the last post. That is an automated unicorn, isn’t it?

  4. Carin says:

    I can’t think of anything worse than being compared to Dennis Kucinich. Bi-polar or not … unicorns have feelings. At least, they did until Global Warming (TM) killed ’em all. Went the way of ‘Nessie, they did …

  5. kelly says:

    Which gets me to wondering how Sasquatch must be holding up these days, Carin. Or Yetis.

  6. bigbooner says:

    An alien anal probe can be a wonderful shared experience. Don’t be so negative and judgemental.

  7. BJTexs says:

    Carin: I’m the one who libeled the mentally challenged unicorn. I would feel bad but, jeez, have ever been around one that’s bi-polar? Fer cryin’ out loud they crap evereywhere, will bite you for no good reason and their eyes glow GLOW I SAY!!!!!

    OK, what were we discussing?

  8. McGehee says:

    From the linked post:

    [Kucinich said] if he is reelected to the 10th Congressional district he will continue to govern as he has for 12 years.

    Since when do members of Congress “govern”…?

  9. BJTexs says:

    Well, McGehee, as he’s only passed one sponsored bill in 12 years, he’s obviously not legislating.

    Let’s just say that he’s trying to “govern” himself. Obviously he needs a bit more practice.

    I blame illegal immigrants … and Kyoto … and UFO’s … but not unicorns.

  10. happyfeet says:

    “You have to figure the new rep’s wife won’t be near as hot,” said happyfeet, who describes himself as “young, passionate and about tomorrow.”

  11. BJTexs says:

    Feets:

    Don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow!

  12. happyfeet says:

    I am passionate about the tomorrow. It’s a recurring appointment in Outlook.

  13. lee says:

    Swiftboating refers to an attack that is unfair or untrue.

    Huh. I had a totally different concept of what swiftboating was.

    Learn something new everyday…

  14. The Lost Dog says:

    Funny thing about unicorns.

    I found one the other day in “Elder Scrolls: Oblivion IV”, and just because I had my sword out, it wanted to kill me. Unfortunately, I had to kill it, which actually gave me a perverse kind of thrill (Somrthing must replace the lost flood of hormones).

    As I was destroying it, it kept squealing: “Kucinich! Kucinich! Stupid unicorn.

    Peace with honor, I say.

  15. JD says:

    lee – swiftboating is so illustrative of the left’s bastardization of English, aided by the complicit media. Last post about swiftboating brought out loonwaffles arguing that telling the truth about someone is a smear. Like pointing out that Obama has virtually no experience, no record of reaching across the aisle, nothing. An empty poofter. But saying that is a smear, rather than the truth.

  16. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Well, as an unfortunate constituent of Kucinich’s (batshit crazy-Cle), he does indeed face his first real challenge since these class warfare waging whackjobs have been electing him to office. However, the challenge comes from a very left Cleveland city councilman. But, at least he’s not nuts, so he’s got that going for him. Ohio is an open primary, so for the first time in my life I may grab a democratic ballot and vote for Cimperman. If we can at least get rid of Kookoocinich, a President Obama may be a bit easier to stomach, though I’m doubting that a little.

  17. Alcyoneus says:

    It’s a recurring appointment in Outlook.

    That is so yesterday.

  18. MC says:

    Somebody feed that man some Boatmeal!

  19. happyfeet says:

    Oh. nishi would have known that I bet.

  20. mojo says:

    I thought Denny went back to the Mothership.

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