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Now That Valentine’s Day Is Over [Dan Collins]

for you bastards, anyway, it’s safe for me to express my worries.

I think that Andrew is setting himself up for another enormous disappointment.  I can hardly bear to watch.   It breaks my heart; it really does.

55 Replies to “Now That Valentine’s Day Is Over [Dan Collins]”

  1. Pablo says:

    Notice how Andy doesn’t actually point to any of the details of Obama’s tax plans? The fact that Andy almost fell asleep should be evidence enough that Barry O is a serious thinker.

  2. happyfeet says:

    These people with their inspirationy neediness could maybe grow up a little I think. See the telling part if you read Andrew is that he’s elliptical about what it is Baracky is inspiring people to do, or want to achieve, or really anything with any specificity at all. He just says that “It is sometimes critical to effective governance.” What is the mark of effective governance? No clue. And these are the people with the benchmarks fetish. Whatever. Mostly they’re just empty inside.

  3. happyfeet says:

    Yeah. What Pablo said.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    My kingdom is not of this . . . well, never mind.

  5. guinsPen says:

    Perhaps Churchill’s greatest actual weapon was the English language

    I vote Spitfires.

  6. guinsPen says:

    It bored the pants off me

    Walk a mile in my eyes, AS.

  7. guinsPen says:

    But the record shows that [Obama] also does have common sense

    Exactly, AS. His swift rise through the ranks of the Illinois Combine proves that.

  8. psycho... says:

    Fuck this Obama yip-yap. Religion is undiscussable outside its own language game.

    Since when is VDH is on “the right?”

    He’s the same brand of True Conservative the Milker is, mocking and insulting all ideas and people non-Beltway/media, except when he’s feinting for cred so he can jack up the cloistered idiocy of his next insult.

    Leave these assholes to bullshit each other. Their rasslin’ ain’t real.

  9. guinsPen says:

    Oh, and that thing he does where he changes his accent to fit his audience? What do they call that tactic again?

  10. guinsPen says:

    Obama yip-yap

    But he’s so Dreamy!

  11. happyfeet says:

    handles, really

  12. Dan Collins says:

    Little brown jug, don’t I love thee!

  13. happyfeet says:

    Can I just say Good God like I would ever drive a Suzuki.

  14. Rick Ballard says:

    Handles Obamessiah

  15. guinsPen says:

    handles, really

    Handy Andy

    Handles Obamessiah

  16. Dan Collins says:

    Well, first entrepreneur to come out with the Obama loving cup stands to make a pretty penny.

  17. guinsPen says:

    Seriously. Nightjar writes for whatever that magazine is?

  18. guinsPen says:

    But it’s for free, right?

  19. guinsPen says:

    I mean, what part of none of it exists without the Spitfires doesn’t AS understand?

  20. guinsPen says:

    Sorry for all the questions.
    I’m taking a poll, you see.

  21. happyfeet says:

    I’ve mostly kind of skipped over the nightjar. I hardly ever skip, but so far him I do. He’s very inelegant I think.

  22. Darleen says:

    The notion that Obama has not released details and specifics on economic policy is a fantasy. It’s a product of pundit laziness. The cocoon right seems to believe that because they haven’t done their homework, Obama hasn’t.

    And would that include Andy the True Conservative who is also too lazy to provide one link or one sourced quote of this Detailed And Specific(tm) Barry Obama confiscation tax plan?

  23. happyfeet says:

    pundit laziness

    He’s really not the most self-aware guy on the internet is he?

  24. guinsPen says:

    very inelegant I think

    Agreed.

    So, hf, help me out with my poll.
    In light of nightwald, does Jeff owe me a comma or not?

    Remember, you’re among friends.

  25. happyfeet says:

    On balance, from the available facts, and having given this some not inconsiderable thought, I think it would be polite were Jeff to make token recompense of a comma. But you in turn must endeavor to put that comma toward a noble end that you might reflect well upon his graciousness and thereby put this comma business behind you both in a spirit of resolute amiability that allows no lingering misgivings.

  26. hees says:

    head on his shoulders? KGB spies!!!

    walk a mile in my eyes? You meant shoes.

    Eyes can involve like dead people in hell who are going to clone themsleves and be put on the earth and get a job in Hollywood because being in hell is wrong and they should have good lives and money like Jesus, even tough they are actually luciferians who chose hell and earth because they want to corrupt it like Lucifer. They can also use a fetus eye and live the fetus’ life assuming it staring through it’s head and using its ears and body – feet(shoes). So, they stay in hell and assume the life and live it like they want to and sell if off when theyr’e done and get another fetus or clone themselves(cloning used to be tough, but now it’s getting easier cause it’s getting easier).

  27. guinsPen says:

    pundit laziness

    Riddles solvable with a single phone-call to ANY Railroader, remain unsolved.
    Such as, that locomotive isn’t a “little house.”

  28. happyfeet says:

    That’s eerie, Dan.

  29. guinsPen says:

    DC

    “It’s people like you what cause unrest.”

  30. Pablo says:

    Well, you’d have to bend the ears out a bit, but aside from that…yeah, spooky.

  31. I was hoping to hold Valentine’s Day over a bit because I have yet to see even a box o’ chocolate from anyone. and I forgot to give RTO the bunny I got for him. it’s gots moss on it. guess I’ll go do that now.

  32. oh, RTO tells me I got some truffles. last week. yeah, whatever.

  33. guinsPen says:

    @ #28

    Not to mention magnificence.

  34. happyfeet says:

    This is how you make jelly out of moss. Don’t wash the moss! I dunno about bunnies.

  35. and I think I got confused cause they were in a bag. NTTAWWT.

    anyway, I’d be careful about the cup thing, I’ve heard someone’s kinda sensitive about his ears. accosted MoDo about it a while back.

  36. here we go. there’s some debate about whether he was kidding or not.

  37. Alec Leamas says:

    “Notice how Andy doesn’t actually point to any of the details of Obama’s tax plans?”

    My guess is that it has something to do with me paying even more than I do now, but it will inspire me in some way. Win/Win.

  38. guinsPen says:

    @ #39

    Exactly, mk. He corn-holed a reporter about his ears. I’m from the Slapshot School of Philosophy. If someone tells you they’re going to “pee themselves” if you take them to the boards. Take them to the boards.

    For their own good.

    AND DON’T FORGET THE ELBOWS, PEOPLE !!!

  39. guinsPen says:

    some debate

    Old Time Hockey, Coach!

  40. guinsPen says:

    “Frickin’ machine took my korter!”

  41. guinsPen says:

    Do I owe you a comma now?

  42. guinsPen says:

    Or is that even possible?

  43. JD says:

    Bleeding Hansen #2 : Listen to the song !

  44. daleyrocks says:

    EWWWW!!! I’m not sure I want to know what Andy did at Obama’s speech after he took his pants off because he was bored. Sometimes less information is better. I’ve already read enough about his Glutes of Glory.

  45. guinsPen says:

    Please insert, “button-holed,” at your leisure.

  46. Swen Swenson says:

    It bored the pants off me

    I’m thinking it doesn’t take much to get the pants off him though..

  47. Dan Collins says:

    I’m awl over teh bored thing. I think it augers ill.

  48. daleyrocks says:

    Dan – That’s exactly what I’m talking about. I don’t want to know if someone drilled him, augered him, bored him with their one eyed trouser snake, tossed his salad, or any of that junk.

  49. Dan Collins says:

    Archimedian screw.

  50. Rusty says:

    #

    Comment by Dan Collins on 2/16 @ 10:04 am #

    Archimedian screw.

    Screw Andrew?

    Not me particularly. Someone that is into that sort of thing. NTTAWWT

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