8 Replies to “Denver Breathes a Sigh of Relief [Dan Collins]”

1. jon says:

   February 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm

   It was the Triad single-bullet grassy-knoll fake-overdose-and-call-the-other-twin shoot-Vince-Foster-in-the-park while melting-steel and doing-it-from-the-inside people who were behind this act. That, or there’s going to be some reporting on the obesity epidemic at Jeff’s local zoo.

   I blame too much popcorn and little boy fingers.

2. Dan Collins says:

   February 6, 2008 at 9:35 pm

   I swear, if this were Milwaukee, there’d be panic.

3. Squid says:

   February 6, 2008 at 9:53 pm

   This is just the calm before the storm. Hippos have nothing on moonbats.

4. Ric Locke says:

   February 6, 2008 at 10:09 pm

   …the Denver Zoo had transported 14 hippos since 1966 but that those animals were younger and weighed less than Hazina.

   The Obesity Epidemic claims another life. So sad.

   Regards,
   Ric

5. maggie katzen says:

   February 6, 2008 at 10:12 pm

   uh, has anyone asked Jeff where a certain dolphin was at the time?

6. B Moe says:

   February 7, 2008 at 2:31 am

   His recommendations to prevent another death included using a crate with a non-slip floor to make it easier for an animal to stand, using crates wide enough for an animal to lie on its side instead of sitting on its hind legs, and using a closed-circuit camera to keep an eye on the animal while driving.

   I am not really educated in the finer points of zoology, but I have seen lots of pictures of hippoes, and it seems to me maybe transporting them in tanks of water would probably be the way to go. Since that is how they pretty much spend their whole lives and all.

7. Cowboy says:

   February 7, 2008 at 10:03 am

   …aged, slow-cured hippo meat tastes just like bacon.

   Yum.

8. Rusty says:

   February 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm

   Fer a minute there I thought Rosie was back in the news.

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