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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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I remember a dental hygienist student telling me that gargling with Hydrogen Peroxide too much can cause black hairy tongue but wikipedia does not confirm this. I saw a picture in her book and it freaked me out a little. Oh. I had my images turned off. There’s a pic at the wikipedia article but I wouldn’t be real eager to go see it. I removed the wikipedia link cause it’s really just that disturbing.
And to think just this morning I was thinking to myself, “Self, I maybe should oughta go to a Russian health resort for one o’ them yummy enemas. They just don’t give ’em like that over here in the U.S. of A.”
Talk about a BLOW OUT!!!!
Shocked? Because the Russian politicians haven’t yet quite got the little ruskies used to Western style foaming at the butt?
One Cowboy I know wondered to me disparagingly “why they put those stupid warnings on bottles of stuff to keep people from drinking it.”
Then he said, “Well I’ll tell you why”, and proceeded to recount an episode where he managed to down several good gulps of hydrogen peroxide while thinking the vessel was a pop container he routinely kept at his bedside to ward off middle of the night dehydration following a good bout of drinking. He was “only overly gassy for a couple of days”, apparently thinking the rectal foaming was not worth mentioning, but he also had some kind of pneumonia once which forced him to the Doctor only after the severe muscle rigors alone had fractured one of his ribs.
JAYZUS!
All this time I thought peroxide was what crazy bitches used to make flags.
Millions of scrubbing bubbles just begging your sphincter to let go.
Woo Hoo!!!!
Get the bio hazard suits on for cleaning up that mess.
I don’t get this really. Did she do all 17 at the same time? Or like were the first 16 too shy or whatever to say anything like something was very very wrong? Or does it take awhile for whatever the side effects or whatever were to kick in? This is gonna bug me.
Feets – Maybe she liked the effects. Something more to ponder.
If you really need to clean out your insides, and you can’t stand the taste of branflakes, I guess you know your options now. Thanks, Dan. I don’t know what people would do without you.
Thanks, jon.
Your humble servant, &ct.
I dunno, these are Russians we’re talking about. Flogging oneself with pine branches after sitting in a steam-filled room is a national pastime.
Techie, it’s the Finns who made that a national pastime. The Russians copied them. And saunas aren’t always filled with steam, like Tucson it’s often a dry heat.
IOn the other hand: dying of alcoholism? That’s something they both worked out on their own.
That’s “On the other hand” by the way. Damn editing decisions getting in the way of diction and spelling!
I have a friend who works for Nokia that had to get naked with a bunch of Finns. She got a better offer later that year and took it.
Did the better offer come from Nokia or Ericcson? Those Swedes tend to copy the Finns, too. A bit blonder, however, if my recollections are correct.
Oh. It was some American regional player that poached her. I’d never heard of it. More money, less pressure. And she gets to wear clothes all the time.
Talk about medical malpractice! Are these “health spas” even tested and tried out before they are allowed to be opened to the public? An enema with hydrogen peroxide is outrageous! Lucky for us we weren’t the tourists. Or else we’d be laughing out blood right now.