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What this situation absolutely requires [Karl]

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering.

Following the results of the Florida primary there are those who say it’s over.

Over?

OVER!?

Nothing is over until we decide it is!  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!  And it ain’t over now…

Goldstein is tanned, healing and ready(?).  So I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part:

Burge-Goldstein ’08: Now More Than Yesterday…But Not As Much As Tomorrow!

What match is the hollow rhetoric of hope and changeyness against the very real prospect of a good single-malt scotch and PIE!? 

Who’s with me?  LET’S GO!

*Happy Birthday, Jeff!

22 Replies to “What this situation absolutely requires [Karl]”

  1. Snooper says:

    Nope. It ain’t over. Just a minor set back.

    We need to place 218 constitutionalist House members in the lower House to keep the socialists at bay.

  2. serr8d says:

    The only way I can see to pull for McCain is if Thompson is on his ticket.

    That probably won’t happen.

    I’m hoping Obama gets the Democratic nod. 1976 revisited.

  3. BJTexs says:

    BURGE/GOLDSTEIN ’08!!

    Farm machinary in every pot and a drunken armadillo in every back yard!!

  4. Darleen says:

    when do we get to start treating Huckabee like Ralph Nadar?

  5. The Ouroboros says:

    BURGE/GOLDSTEIN ’08 : They’re on a roll !

  6. The Ouroboros says:

    Man, I wish Pat Buchanan was running in ’08…

  7. […] is kind and considerate enough to remind us that, indeed, all is not lost. Vote early, vote often, […]

  8. JD says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFF G. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!one!1

  9. B Moe says:

    BECAUSE OF TEH FOLDING MONIES!

  10. McGehee says:

    The only way I can see to pull for McCain is if Thompson is on his ticket.

    McCain would do that, but for the wrong reason. Not because he respects his party’s conservative base or because he’s coming around to supporting smaller, less intrusive government — but because a bunch of those foolish right-wingnuts offered to vote for him if he did it.

  11. Pablo says:

    So I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

    You ask, Arlen Specter delivers.

    Sen. Specter wants ‘Spygate’ answers from NFL

    “It’s analogous to the C.I.A. destruction of tapes. Or any time you have records destroyed.”

  12. dicentra says:

    Jeff’s Birthday??? Same as my mom’s!

    I’d send some hooch, but I live in Utah…

  13. BJTexs says:

    Pablo:

    The length and depth of my Senator Arlen’s meddling makes McCain look like a libertarian. A couple of years ago he tried to insert himself into the Terrell Owens dispute with the Eagles!! He backed off when thousands of his constituents (including me) wrote him nasty letters to the tune of “Don’t you f&$*ng have anything better to do?!”

    What an asshat.

  14. McGehee says:

    What McCain needs is for Arlen Specter to get the Dem nomination.

  15. BJTexs says:

    Oh, McGehee! I just had a grand mal seizure trying to wrap my mind around a Specter – McCain runoff. Can you imagine the debates?

    “I’ll butt in!”

    “No I’ll butt in first!”

    “I’m by far the bigger buttinsky”

    “But I’m a buttinsky and a nanny!”

    “But I know what a supper duper double secret precedent is!”

    “Maybe but I know when amnesty is enforcment and when free speech is either optional or finable!”

    OHHHHHHHHHHH! Room spinning…..

  16. McGehee says:

    Then, BJ, you may be able to sympathize with this.

    It wasn’t so much that the room spun as that it seemed to be going in several different directions at once — without vertigo.

  17. JohnMcC says:

    Karl: ‘Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’

    You conservative jerks are so incredibly stupid you don’t know who bombed Pearl Harbor? Probably thats why it was so easy to convince you that Saddam Hussein bombed the WTC. What a bunch of losers!

  18. JD says:

    Alright, gotta be parody. Well done, sir or ma’am. Well done.

    BJ and Pablo – Sen. Arlen is acting as a fine and just Senator would do, in an attempt to get to the bottom of an issue that has tarnished the league, and especially the Patriots. I wish him well in his quest to bring Bellicheat to justice.

  19. Karl says:

    JD,

    Based on Johnny Mac’s other comments, it’s not parody. And it doesn’t even have the flair of the balloon fence.

  20. Pablo says:

    It seems a measure to humorless to be parody, so I’m going to go with self righteous idiocy – the sort that has no historical awareness and an unshakable resistance to new information such as what might be found by clicking through the freaking links.

    But if it is a facade, then I agree. Very well played.

  21. Pablo says:

    Oh…I almost forgot.

    Any port in a storm, eh JD? ;-)

  22. Rusty says:

    Psst! John. Over here.

    (Stage whisper) It’s from a movie.

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