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I Double Dare [Dan Collins]

the Iron My Shirt guys to go to an Obama rally and holler, “Pick my cotton!” “Fetch mah julep!”

A tordid affair. Tordid? That’s torrid AND sordid.

With all the Heath Ledger coverage, I missed that Suzanne Pleshette died.

10 Replies to “I Double Dare [Dan Collins]”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Naw, they have machines for that now. You’ll have to pick some other racially-stereotyped task.

  2. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Hooo. Some people won’t know what that means. Those that do, though, would likely rip those guys several new orifices.

  3. Pablo says:

    Sounds like a hate crime, Dan.

  4. happyfeet says:

    Obama doesn’t want to be the African-American candidate. He’s so mad at Bill for making him out like that. Bill’s all like you’re Black, dude. Own it. And Obama’s all like race has nothing to do with the hopeyness. They’re both probably right I think, it’s just that Bill kind of has a lower burden of proof to meet.

  5. daleyrocks says:

    Patsy to Margo – Cuff me, babe. Torrid, sordid and hawt. Didn’t they let the husband watch?

  6. serr8d says:

    Damn, I dunno. Spicy red wine, and a psychic. A powder-blue bed, and a shooting in a Church.

    So, when did the writer’s strike end?

  7. happyfeet says:

    The strike ends after Mr. Goldstein comes back. I can’t wait to tell him about Cap’n Ed picking his dude.

  8. Pablo says:

    I’ll give ’em $50 bucks to do it while wearing a noose.

  9. Jeff aka Alcyoneus says:

    This guy was verbally and emotionally abused. He shouldn’t have received more than say…60 days of rehab then supervision for a few years.

    It’s not like he shot his spouse in the back with a shotgun or anything.

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