Does this look like a guy who would electrocute his wife during “kinky sex?” I didn’t think so. I’m sure it was her fault. I’ll bet she was asking for it. No, really, I’ll bet she was asking for it.ÂÂ
Ok, go ahead, let the punning begin.
CLEAR!
Did she blow a fuse?
Accidental discharge?
I guess he can go back to playing the circuit.
Shocked several times? What a capacity!
This is going to generate some controversy.
Whatever turns your crank…
I’m sorry; that was a bit shocking.
Hmmm. Red — negative. Black — positive. Yeah, that’s it.
Now that should add some sizzle to their sex life! (rimshot)
But I wanna tell ya…
Ohmygod. What a revolting story. Is this a current trend? I’m a terminal romantic, but this is ridiculous. I know persons may find their love life has become static, but the lack of capacity here for appreciating the dangers here makes my hair stand on end.
I wonder if he really got her to lose her reluctance, or if he was met with any resistance.
Let me take the lead and ask, Wire men and women not finding healthier outlets?
And hey, kids, don’t forget that rubber.
Yeah, he probably reversed the polarity. That never goes well.
So who wants the breast?
Scratch that one off the list.
I guess we can add this to the same pile as “auto-erotic asphyxiation.”
It’s not an electrocution thread without the Electric six. Danger, Danger!
That’s why I draw the line at waterboarding my old lady.
They used a terminal strip, and then ran that 115v AC directly across her heart.
I voted a 10…
(AC also being Alcohol Content, my guess significant)
And what do you expect when you mess around with a hot breaker?
Just the average household circuit. Nothing could possibly go wrong there.
I am shocked, shocked I tell you, shocked to find that they would engage in such s shocking activity. It schocks the conscience. Sully would find this gobsmackingly shocking.
There’s got to be a Darwin Award in this.
In this case it doens’t really matter. Reversing polarity will just maker spin the opposite direction….
Whaddaya mean, ‘how do I know that,’….um…..
I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I
Can’t relax
I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire
Psycho Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
– Talking Heads
Well, you can start me up.
RTO – So now she is a shocking spinner ?
He should have connected the ground wire to his brain.
Ohm, it’s almost like you could flip a switch with some people and they lose all their connections to reality.
No. It was single phase AC fractional HP. No matter which way she was plugged in she would only spin one way. He needed three phase or DC.
Rusty – A shocked spinner, either way.
When faced with such a shocking turn of events, I’m liable to turn to meditation:
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
There’s an electric feeling a PW today.
Watt?
She used to be his current wife.
I win.
I think their marraige has hit a rough spark.
I’ll stop now.
“Eh, you were right about the corroded piercings, Frankstein.”
“Quickly, we must have more juice, Igor….no, no, the other kind!”
you think they were experimenting to see if a nipple ring would complete the circuit?
BJ – You are sooooooo punny.
Uh oh, there was a Criminal Minds this week about a serial killer who repeatedly shocks his victims until they die. Where’s that pesky FCC when you need it?
Watt were they thinking?
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