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Honey, Do You Know Where I Put the Battery Cables? (CraigC)

Does this look like a guy who would electrocute his wife during “kinky sex?”  I didn’t think so.  I’m sure it was her fault.  I’ll bet she was asking for it.  No, really, I’ll bet she was asking for it. 

Ok, go ahead, let the punning begin.

34 Replies to “Honey, Do You Know Where I Put the Battery Cables? (CraigC)”

  1. TaiChiWawa says:

    Did she blow a fuse?

  2. RTO Trainer says:

    Accidental discharge?

    I guess he can go back to playing the circuit.

    Shocked several times? What a capacity!

    This is going to generate some controversy.

  3. Karl says:

    Whatever turns your crank…

    I’m sorry; that was a bit shocking.

  4. Jeff aka Alcyoneus says:

    Hmmm. Red — negative. Black — positive. Yeah, that’s it.

  5. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    Now that should add some sizzle to their sex life! (rimshot)

    But I wanna tell ya…

  6. SarahW says:

    Ohmygod. What a revolting story. Is this a current trend? I’m a terminal romantic, but this is ridiculous. I know persons may find their love life has become static, but the lack of capacity here for appreciating the dangers here makes my hair stand on end.

    I wonder if he really got her to lose her reluctance, or if he was met with any resistance.

    Let me take the lead and ask, Wire men and women not finding healthier outlets?

  7. SarahW says:

    And hey, kids, don’t forget that rubber.

  8. Pablo says:

    Yeah, he probably reversed the polarity. That never goes well.

    So who wants the breast?

  9. Rusty says:

    Scratch that one off the list.

  10. Carin says:

    I guess we can add this to the same pile as “auto-erotic asphyxiation.”

  11. SarahW says:

    It’s not an electrocution thread without the Electric six. Danger, Danger!

  12. B Moe says:

    That’s why I draw the line at waterboarding my old lady.

  13. serr8d says:

    They used a terminal strip, and then ran that 115v AC directly across her heart.

    I voted a 10

    (AC also being Alcohol Content, my guess significant)

  14. SarahW says:

    And what do you expect when you mess around with a hot breaker?

  15. Mikey NTH says:

    Just the average household circuit. Nothing could possibly go wrong there.

  16. JD says:

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you, shocked to find that they would engage in such s shocking activity. It schocks the conscience. Sully would find this gobsmackingly shocking.

  17. Pablo says:

    There’s got to be a Darwin Award in this.

  18. RTO Trainer says:

    Hmmm. Red — negative. Black — positive. Yeah, that’s it.

    In this case it doens’t really matter. Reversing polarity will just maker spin the opposite direction….

    Whaddaya mean, ‘how do I know that,’….um…..

  19. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I can’t seem to face up to the facts
    I’m tense and nervous and I
    Can’t relax
    I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire
    Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire

    Psycho Killer
    Qu’est-ce que c’est
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away
    Psycho Killer
    Qu’est-ce que c’est
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away

    – Talking Heads

  20. Dan Collins says:

    Well, you can start me up.

  21. JD says:

    RTO – So now she is a shocking spinner ?

  22. jon says:

    He should have connected the ground wire to his brain.

  23. daleyrocks says:

    Ohm, it’s almost like you could flip a switch with some people and they lose all their connections to reality.

  24. Rusty says:

    No. It was single phase AC fractional HP. No matter which way she was plugged in she would only spin one way. He needed three phase or DC.

  25. JD says:

    Rusty – A shocked spinner, either way.

  26. bjtexs says:

    When faced with such a shocking turn of events, I’m liable to turn to meditation:

    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    There’s an electric feeling a PW today.

    Watt?

  27. CraigC says:

    She used to be his current wife.

    I win.

  28. bjtexs says:

    I think their marraige has hit a rough spark.

    I’ll stop now.

  29. J. Peden says:

    “Eh, you were right about the corroded piercings, Frankstein.”

    “Quickly, we must have more juice, Igor….no, no, the other kind!”

  30. JD says:

    you think they were experimenting to see if a nipple ring would complete the circuit?

    BJ – You are sooooooo punny.

  31. ushie says:

    Uh oh, there was a Criminal Minds this week about a serial killer who repeatedly shocks his victims until they die. Where’s that pesky FCC when you need it?

  32. gail says:

    Watt were they thinking?

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