Ben Affleck made House Speaker Nancy Pelosi as giggly as a schoolgirl when he stopped by her D.C. office while researching a role for his upcoming political thriller, State of Play.
And why not? Affleck has run his career into the ground with a series of bad choices, while Pelosi has done the same with the approval rating for Congress.
Okay, I’ll say it: As “Gigli” as a schoolgirl.
Heh.
Well, I hear she did get the menu changed in the House cafeteria, so there’s that.
Ben Affleck performed oral sex with a hooker. I know cause it was in the newspaper, which, I really never knew that’s what hookers were for really. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that. Or fastidious. I’m not sure. But the part about performing oral sex on hookers is just one of the ways Ben Affleck and I are different, and maybe not even the most notable one, but it’s usually the one that comes to mind first.
Oh, Ben…..
Wanna bet when she saw him she was wide-eyed with awe?
Wanna bet no one was able to tell?
Is Pelosi guilty of causing the Senate Republicans to filibuster every bill they disagree with. Some liberal and conservative commenters have alleged that Senate Republicans have already had more filibusters than any prior two year Senate term.
Pelosi passed numerous Iraq resolutions through the House, passed SCHIP twice (three times if you want to count the bill the President eventually signed), passed FISA reforms (still in the Senate).
In fact, Pelosi’s entire webpage/propaganda page lists a number of bills the House passed in the first 100 hours and the first 100 days. Many of these bills were filibustered in the Senate and never passed.
Let’s put it on the table: Congress’s approval rating sucks, because a third of the country always hates Congress just for being Congress. The Republican/Protein Wisdom half hates it because it’s ostensibly controlled by libs, and the libs/Dems hate it because it hasn’t gotten us out of Iraq and, in fact, keeps passing open-ended funding bills.
Mitch McConnell and Trent Lott have done a fine job of obstructing everything and, unlike Truman in ’48, no Dem wants to call them on it and the Republicans are more than willing to bask in the glow of their perceived weakness.
Henry Clay, Lyndon Johnson, and Sam Rayburn combined in to one person single legislator couldn’t have moved the Senate, until the Senate wants to be moved.
By the way, Affleck is such a dunderhead that he’s slept with J Lo, Winona Rider, and now Jennifer Garner and aleeps on a bed of money…I think he’s done pretty well for himself.
He does a good job in the commercials for his insurance company, although he sounds remarkably like Gilbert Godfreid.
Um, hmorris, if you performed a recto-cranial inversion, you might have some oxygen going to your brain.
As it is, I’m hoping the raging against the voices in your head keeps you off the street and out of trouble.
Actresses slept with Affleck, ’cause he’s so smart. And he would have to be, to be smarter than them.
M’kay.
interesting new breed of troll. this one seems to have a thing for Pelosi’s boobies (which I’ll grant aren’t that baDD, if’n you like big boobies or boobies in general…). i kind of like the fact that I can tell how poorly congress is regarded by the frequency I hear lefties bring up GWB’s rating. It has been very quiet of late. Maybe the Dems just need more time or whatever.
ConservaThuggarariansBushCheneyWarForOilAgainstaWomansRightToChoosers – can I kill him, or should we toss him around like a harp seal first?
Actresses sleep with anyone with money to get a part and Actors made their money by sleeping with old women with influence in Holy-wood no matter how mud ugly they were. Oral sex with a hooker is a substitute for oral sex with her last trick. Now you know what Affleck was really after.
Feets, I’m thinkin you can probably act as well so that’s two things that are different.
Rusty – I don’t know if you missed this segment, but Happyfeet is actually one and the same as Fred Thompson. I wish you’d paid more attention in the future as compared to how I am paying it in the present… or… dammit… why do I always get so turned around?
I’ve slept with more than 3 women, not at once, and have a job that lead to my being able to buy a mattress to sleep on. So damn, I’m doing better than Affleck!
San Fran Nan gets steamy under the silk? PALOMINO!!!!!
Great. Now explain where the other 50 percentage points of Congress-disapproval comes from.
hmorris-
Is Pelosi guilty of causing the Senate Republicans to filibuster every bill they disagree with.
Yes.
Cause she’s simply an ignorant bitch! (BTW, Harry Reid has even smaller balls than Ms. Pelosi)…
Some liberal and conservative commenters have alleged that Senate Republicans have already had more filibusters than any prior two year Senate term.
So? Why should I care?
This only tells me that the current Democrat controlled House and Senate are completely incompetent.
In fact, Pelosi’s entire webpage/propaganda page lists a number of bills the House passed in the first 100 hours and the first 100 days. Many of these bills were filibustered in the Senate and never passed.
Do I have to repeat myself? (Pelosi/Reid are incompetent! “Move On”…!)
Mitch McConnell and Trent Lott have done a fine job of obstructing everything…
Please explain ex Senator Lott’s role during the last 2 years in Congress.
Henry Clay, Lyndon Johnson, and Sam Rayburn
You had to go back 40 years for a “compliant” Congress?!
yeah, you’d think a smart Speaker would be able to get some bills passed that might actually make it past the Senate and the President. hmmmmmm.
All of the Repuplicans, Evangelicals, conservatives, Libertarians, white supremacists, gun pimps and psychotic Zionists. Every. Damn. One.
It’s the new math, McGehee. Embrace it!
“when he stopped by her D.C. office”
Sure it wasn’t the back seat of a volkswagen?
Was that troll actually trying to make the case for Pelosi being a success ? Anyone care to bet if they would be willing to use the same standard, passing bills out of the House, when talking about Newt?
Silly JD! – libs can never qualify as hypocrites… they have no standards. It works similar to the way blacks can’t ever qualify as racist. Each has an inexhaustible supply of immunity dust… a never ending supply.
Enoch – You are right. At the same time, their ability to argue both sides of the coin, with a straight face, can still be breath-taking.