LA Times headline: Clinton plays gaming card against Obama
I remember the good old days, when it was just the race card and the gender card. But now that the cards are proliferating so quickly, we can work on building a political tarot deck. Please make your suggestions below. Nothing too curious or absurd for consideration.
The cankles card.
can’t leave out the “don’t question my Patriotism card”
Queen of Ice
Queen of Honkeys
Queen of Huma
Queen of Cackles, distinct from Queen of Cankles
how about the “I was raised a poor Black child”, coming from Edwards.
Not to mention the “it’s hard to be a white man in this campaign” card, also from Edwards.
The Navin of Coins.
I suppose “don’t question my Blackness” surprisingly coming from Barry or his wife instead of Edwards. I suspect if Obama wins we’ll discover Hillary was laid back next to Mrs. Obama.
This link is always helpful:
http://dicklist.blogspot.com/2006/07/tdl-gaming-world-series-of-victimhood.html
The World Series of Victimhood Poker!
“La Tour Abolie”
ah Jees, how did I forget the, “I’m so sensitive” card the Hildabeast played before NH? Oh and for those of you that played Banjo Kazooie on the N64, is the resemblance between Broomhilda and Hillary spot on or what?
oops, sorry make that Gruntilda. Been a whole since I played.
Let’s not forget the War Hero card. Though that one didn’t work too well last time.
at least this time its a genuine war hero.
But this one isn’t playing the card much. The last one had a few of decks of them up his sleeve and tossed them around like confetti.
I would like to play, but I can’t figure out what trumps what…
Race Card
Gender Card
Gay Card
Handicapable Card
ReCard Tard
Missing a left nut Card
Unibrow Card
Queen of the Space Unicorn Card…
Short Stature Card
Marine Buried in the BackCard Yard
yeah, he may be an elitest, trample the first amendment kind of know-it-all but he does have the class to not actively trade on his heroism.
That’s a common thing among true heroes, while continually espousing one’s heroism is a consistent indication that you have none.
“Marine Buried in the BackCard Yard”
How did we go this long without the Absolute Moral Authority card?
The Religion Card has directions on it. Some religions advance player over players holding other cards; some religions remove all advantage conferred by holding those same cards.
Social Security Card = Death (the third rail, doncha know?)
Hillary as the Queen Shelob card
Obama as The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit and Nothing Else card
Edwards as the You’re So Vain Tribute card
Kuchinich (sp) as the Gollum Stand-in card
Fred! as Now, Set Right on Down and Let Me Tell You Another Story–When This Country Was Young, It Walked to School 6 Miles Every Day in a Blizzard With the Wolves Snapping at Its Feet card
McCain I Fought for Freedom of Speech and then Came Back and Stopped It in Its Tracks card
Ron Paul as So You Thought Kuchinich was the Strangest Member of Congress card…
The Navin of Coins.
Oh, that’s just too perfect!
Maybe this is more of an issue in the general, but at least here at PW there oughtta be a
GAY PORN C*CK OF LIES!!1!! Card
“The other guy used drugs in his youth” Card
Ambition card
Jeanlucpi Card?
Radish –
Agreed – the sub-cards of the Religion Card are something like this:
The Wiccan Card
The Muslim in a Western Country Card
The Jew Card
The Scientologist Card
The Gay Card
The Satanist Card
The Buddhist Card
The Pagan Card
The Christian/Evangelical Card
The Anglican Card
[insert random animist religion] Cards 1-13
The Catholic Card
Shit – then the Mormon Card
I Always Forget About Those BasCards Tard
I thought sure one of you would have already suggested this Political Tarot card –
The “In the Cups” Card featuring Ted Kennedy
Border Security:
The Real ID Card
Matricula Consul Card
Green Card
Financial:
Gold (standard) Card
Bank AmeriCard
Technology:
2.0 of Web Card
PCMCIA Card
At Protein Wisdom, the deck is generally full of fluff cards.
What’s a fluff card?
fluff?
Ohh. I love that stuff. Also over Christmas I learned how if you blend plain yogurt and peanut butter in the blender and then add it to a chocolate cake under the chocolate icing it’s, um, really good.
It’s like a peanutbutterycreamcheesechocolatey flavor.
mmmmmm, that sounds tasty. we’re OD’ing on lemon cake this week. everyone knows it’s RTO’s fave…. and apparently Roxie’s too.
I think Perfesser Caricature just called us cocksuckers. Fluff…synonymous with poof. And you know what that means, faggots.
“Being called a liar by Bill Clinton is truly a unique experience.” –Ross Perot.
I don’t know why that quote suddenly occurred to me at 11:05 p.m. last night, but it did.
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