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The Incredible Shrinking Silky Pony [Karl]

According to the Politico, people are crying foul over Sen. John Edwards touting the results of a Frank Luntz focus group, given his stated loating of the Fox News Channel.

Edwards will take whatever good news he can get, from any media source.

A new study finds that John Edwards doesn’t exist.

Poof!

11 Replies to “The Incredible Shrinking Silky Pony [Karl]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Actually it looks like they disappeared Thompson. Try as he may, Edwards just isn’t threatening enough to get the full disappearing.

  2. I heard that the Silk Pony wanted a butt plug – if he wan’t going to be bound.

  3. SGT Ted says:

    Poof!

    HOMOPHOBE!!!!1!!!ONE

  4. Squid says:

    Similar policies, similar qualifications, but he just can’t gain admission? Perhaps somebody should ask Silky Pony if he’s ready to change his opinion of affirmative action.

  5. When my “Silk Pony” starts to shrink, I dry it off.

    It doesn’t like to be put away wet.

  6. Darn it Squid, I thought you were going to end with, “Perhaps somebody should ask Silky Pony if he’s ready to change his sexual orientation”

    cause I think that’s what it would take at this point, since he can’t change his skin color.

  7. happyfeet says:

    I miss him already really.

  8. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Poofist.

    Pooferist.

    Poofytist.

  9. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Poofiterist.

    Poofiterrorist.

  10. thor says:

    Silky P’s eyebrows batting inverse to his thumb-into-inward-forefinger pointing is what I miss most since the poof. Well, that and his smooth, perfectly tanned cheeks, and his charming excess of ego. And his remorseless political use of his wife’s cancer. And… I dearly miss the smooth man of Silk. I’ll just leave it at that.

  11. Mikey NTH says:

    I can’t believe it! His hair was so presidential!

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