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More Findings with Clear Ramifications for Us, Today [Dan Collins]

Dinosaurs Had Adolescent Sex, Study Finds

I blame the parents. And abstinence-only sex education.

“A man who allegedly fired a shot that hit a 10-year-old boy who was taking piano lessons faces life in prison.”

I realize now that it was very selfish to wish that would have happened to me when I had to take piano lessons.

12 Replies to “More Findings with Clear Ramifications for Us, Today [Dan Collins]”

  1. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Reporters–and editors–are morons. The article title makes no sense.

  2. JD says:

    I took piano lessons for over 10 years. My parents made me. The first chance I had to make that decision on my own, I quit, and they told me I would regret it. Fuckers were right.

  3. B Moe says:

    “Dinosaurs Had Adolescent Sex, Study Finds”

    Legalized gay marriage, too. That is why God smote them, what I heard.

  4. JD says:

    smote is a great word. God had no time for those Gleenwaldish dinos.

  5. happyfeet says:

    Is someone gonna post about that guy in Texas who sodomized his stepson with like a wrench or something cause he caught the stepson sodomizing his like 8 year old girl? I’ll be so proud if he gets off. That’s probably wrong.

  6. Piano lessons? I simply refused to go.

    Pity the Mother’s dead, else I’d be waving the headline in her *guilty* face.

  7. JD: The proper use is “Show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.”

    God bless you, Homer.

  8. JD says:

    Smite, smoten … all excellent words. Thanks for the info Patrick. I learn something new every day around here.

  9. On a related note, it just occurred to me that *this* dinosaur had adolescent sex.

    Ah, Bury St. Edmunds. Ah, hayfields.

    As I said, *this* *dinosaur*.

  10. serr8d says:

    A wrenching tail, happyfeet.

    At least he let the offender live. But who’s to protect his daughter while he’s serving the 20-year sentence he’ll get?

    Maybe, like Bart, he’ll only have to write on the blackboard 100 times “Use the right tool for the job”.

    That would be enough punishment, I’d say.

  11. steph says:

    I gonna need to watch the Flintstones a little more closely. Who knew?

  12. A good piano teacher is gold. I feel sorry for those who missed out in childhood… but it’s never too late.

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