19 Replies to “Teh Morning Chuckle [Dan Collins]”

1. SarahW says:

   January 4, 2008 at 8:47 am

   Two goldfish were in their tank,
   First goldfish said to the second goldfish,
   You cut the dogs in half, and I’ll write it up all purply for The New Republic;
   you magnificent, dog slicing bastard.

   Get it?

2. Dan Collins says:

   January 4, 2008 at 8:52 am

   I get it, Sarah ;-P

3. SarahW says:

   January 4, 2008 at 9:20 am

   So Fish walks into a bar.
   Any attempt to determine what exactly Fish wanted will result in nothing more than an interpretation based upon the interpretive community of the reader making the interpretation, but I’m pretty sure he asked for water.

4. scooter (not libby) says:

   January 4, 2008 at 9:32 am

   I’m pretty sure Abe Vigoda would have asked for vodka, or maybe some Mogen David.

5. CraigC says:

   January 4, 2008 at 9:42 am

   Old. Very old. But still funny.

6. happyfeet says:

   January 4, 2008 at 9:43 am

   this is just so wrong

7. SarahW says:

   January 4, 2008 at 9:57 am

   As long as the vaccine isn’t mandatory, I’m cool with it existing. Cervical cancer ISN”T painful, at first, and it’s ugly and you die from it or at best no babies anymore. And the virus causes throat cancer, too. Which is a bad way to go.

8. happyfeet says:

   January 4, 2008 at 10:09 am

   I love the vaccine cause that way people don’t die but I don’t think you’re opposed to consult Austin Powers and I didn’t think there was a story there if you read the thing. An ouchy shot “it burns” she says and also many react “with little more than a grimace” and Big Pharma “acknowledge the sting” but still we better consult teh “immunization safety specialist.”

9. SarahW says:

   January 4, 2008 at 10:13 am

   WHich reminds me. Glen Ellers walks into Tavern on the Gleen and the waiter, solicitous to the luminary who has written a New York Times bestselling book on executive authority, broken a story on his blog about wiretapping that led to front-page stories on most major newspapers in the country, and been quoted by Russ Feingold on the floor of the senate during the censure hearings, advises him,aside, to stay away from the cream puffs and the over-priced Haricots. ( And the juicy beek skewers and the rump roast and the bratwurst and the light-loaf and the flaky pastries and the fruit salad and …), recommending the the split cantaloupe and toasted tortillas with sweet corn chowder. So Ellers doesn’t leave a tip.

   Because just what was he trying to imply.

10. happyfeet says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:13 am

    more seriously I think you can reflect on the power of suggestion and wonder what the hell the AP twit is trying to accomplish

11. SarahW says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Oh, HappyFeet, I gets it. I’m used to people hating on the vaccine. My burnygate.

12. SarahW says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

    ::faints::

13. SarahW says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Here’s a good suggestive picture for emphasis.

    Surprise, bitch! Unexpected hurts!

14. happyfeet says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:31 am

    One can surmise that within the drug company’s labs any efforts already underway to dial back the shots’ ouchiness have just gotten more urgent.

    This is just not a sign of a people who can face down the jihadists without blinking. Huckabee’s proposed ban on ouchiness notwithstanding.

15. JD says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Dan – “Courtesy of JD”. Really?

16. happyfeet says:

    January 4, 2008 at 10:36 am

    And also David Huckabee’s daughter is surprisingly cute up there. Musta been adopted.

17. The Ouroboros says:

    January 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    [dropping in late to a goldfish joke]

    …. so then the first goldfish says “Wrecked ‘um? It damn near Killed Him !!! “

    hahahahahahaaha!

    (I guess you had to be there…)

18. serr8d says:

    January 4, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Well, actually, JD, I sent him that, using my ‘real’ email address, the super-secret one which so happens to have ‘JD’ in it as they are my first two initials. Because I’m lucky like that!

    (Sometimes I sign my posts

    ;D

19. Blitz says:

    January 6, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I have 2 teenaged daughters…while neither have had the shot? Feinting is just what I’d expect

    BECAUSE OF TEH DRAMA

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