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Don’t Tase Them, Bro [Dan Collins]

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47 Replies to “Don’t Tase Them, Bro [Dan Collins]”

  1. JD says:

    Oh, the horror.

  2. In anticipation of the losing Dem[s] whining…

    In anticipation of the losing Dem[s] whining supporters making us want to throw up a little in our mouths…

  3. SGT Ted says:

    Can’t I just taze them a little?

    Please?

  4. Mikey NTH says:

    Only to get them out of the loading zone, SGT Ted.

  5. Semanticleo says:

    What? No festering WingNut Nation Huckaphobia? No Thompson blustery puffery? So sad.

  6. BJTexs says:

    What, no Semi-conscious? Oh.

    *sigh*

  7. N. O'Brain says:

    Seman is a Ron Paul supporter.

  8. Semanticleo says:

    What, no takers? Guess I’ll just go away and never come back.

  9. McGehee says:

    (If it works, you guys are gonna owe me so big…)

  10. BJTexs says:

    If it works, no more big head jokes. I promise!

  11. Squid says:

    At the very least, we’ll be able to point at the comment and call it a hypocrite for coming back. And then accusing it of putting your address in its sig to make it look like you put the comment there as some kind of frame-up.

    Should be fun (for a little while, anyway).

  12. Semanticleo says:

    FYI; I like to ‘balance’ the equation. Almost NEVER comment at sites I find agreement with. If you really want to get rid of me, change my opinion, or your own. No takers, eh.

  13. Scape-goat Trainee says:

    ” If you really want to get rid of me, change my opinion, or your own. ”

    A. Why would we even care what you think enough to try and change it?
    B. Why would we even care what you think enough to agree with you?

  14. BJTexs says:

    Semi-conscious: No takers? Aren’t you familiar with the futility of picking up the big, stinking turd from the clean end?

  15. Semanticleo says:

    So…………enjoy my company.

  16. Pablo says:

    “If you really want to get rid of me, change my opinion, or your own.”

    Med cart, stat! And bring that brain shock thinger along too. I love a challenge.

  17. JD says:

    Somebody, anybody, please tase Miss Cleo. If you dare, go look at all of the pole-smoking she used to do on O-Dub’s site. The assertion that she does not comment on sites that she agrees with is truly laughable. Pre-traumatic stress disorder kicking in again today. Must be a symptom of Clinton getting her large ass handed to her. Womyn power!

  18. Semanticleo says:

    Who the hell is O’Dub? Too much THC in the poles yer smokin Jay-Dee.

  19. Andrew says:

    I hate Huckabee. There. I said it.

    Agreement, Cleo?

  20. BJTexs says:

    Yea, Andrew and those radical jihadists suck cuz they are anti Liberal Western government and liberty and stuff.

    Agree, cleo?

  21. Carin says:

    Ooh, I got one. The MSM and liberals are propping Huckabee up so he becomes the GOP candidate, at which point the MSM and the liberals (who attack us for attacking HIM) turn and point out what a homophobic, bible thumper (HATER) he is.

    And that’s how an inexperienced black man/ woman got elected president.

    Agree Cleo?

  22. Education Guy says:

    I don’t see Huckabee doing as well in other states, but I do see Ron Paul helping to get a Democrat elected. At least it won’t be Hillary.

  23. happyfeet says:

    Well said Carin and also they are taking cruel advantage of Iowans cause bless their hearts they have to try really really hard to understand the outside world even when no one is trying to hornswoggle them so the last few days have been very disorienting and the cow stopped giving milk so now they’re all on edge and twitchy and it’s gonna be all they can do to get ready for 4H much less go back to the polls next November and it’s gonna be so sad to watch them get their ballots and try to figure out where did teh Huckabee go.

  24. MayBee says:

    Carin- what do you think is going to happen in Michigan? Do you think Dems will cross over and vote R, considering they only get to choose between Clinton and Kuchinich? If they do, do they vote for someone they’d really like, like Rudy or McCain, or do they try to cause trouble?

  25. Mikey NTH says:

    Your ambition is to comment on web sites where you don’t agree with the opinions?
    That’s um, rather pathetic, Cleo.
    Even by the low standards of a-bot that’s pathetic.

  26. alppuccino says:

    As everyone knows by now, the bass player is always the first to OD and be found naked with a half bag of Cheetos in a hotel room outside French Lick.

    Who’s going to be Buckahee’s running mate? John Bonham?

  27. Carin says:

    Hillary isn’t liked much here in Michigan – at least not by the union Dem types I know. Granholm will do what she can, since (I’m sure) she anticipates getting a job will Billary one day. Michigan had a good chance of going Obama, which is what makes the whole dealo stink to high heaven. I linked an article from Ann Arbor the other day, where almost all the HS students were for Obama; which probably reflects their (liberal) parent’s views.

  28. alppuccino says:

    I would’ve thought Bill would anticipate getting some kind of “job” from Granholm.

  29. MayBee says:

    But the Dems aren’t giving Michigan any delegates, right? I thought Obama wasn’t even going to be on the MI ballot.

  30. Carin says:

    y are taking cruel advantage of Iowans cause bless their hearts they have to try really really hard to understand the outside world even when no one is trying to hornswoggle them so the last few days have been very disorienting

    The Huck seems like such a nice man … I heard him speak and he seemed so honest … bla bla bla. Not to disparage (fucking) Iowans, but I don’t really know what else accounts for it. For a person to claim to be a conservative, and then vote for Huck just signifies that you aren’t politically sophisticated.

    I would have more respect if people who said Huck was their man acknowledged that he’s only sorta conservative.

  31. Carin says:

    No, Obama won’t be there. But, I think Michigan prolly would have gone for him. Detroit … Flint … Union Democrats (non -teachers) …

  32. MayBee says:

    Do you hear any talk about what Dems will do? I’m worried about a Huck victory in Michigan if Dems cross over.

  33. alppuccino says:

    As tightly wound as Rollins is, I don’t think he and Hucklebuckle will get out of New Hampshire without some sort of Jimmy Swaggart moment.

  34. Carin says:

    With the primary not really counting for Dems in Michigan, they’d have to be really motivated to go and vote for Huck. So, while there will be some, I don’t know what the impact may be.

    I would say that Republicans in Michigan are pretty fired up. The economy is the suxxor and Granholm is the target of their ire.

  35. MayBee says:

    Maybe people will vote for Clinton just to be rid of Granholm.

  36. Carin says:

    I’m thinking about it…

  37. Rusty says:

    To balance an equation you have to know something about math.

    You lose.

  38. Semanticleo says:

    “I hate Huckabee. There. I said it.

    Agreement, Cleo?”

    Nary a short-hairs width between the candidates, but if there were a difference it would be Thompson. Unfortunately, the upshot is a no-nonsense, six-shootin’ good ol’ boy with the rapt attention-span of a gnu as well as a sense of curiosity and work ethic closely mimicking
    that self-same wildebeast. Agree?

  39. RTO Trainer says:

    Is the gnu especially known for either a long of short attention span? I’ve never heard.

    “Nary a short-hairs width between the candidates,…” The view from outside perhaps. Don’t share your perceptions in the slightest. Perhaps you’d do a little compare/contrast to illustrate your view?

    I like Fred. I suspect that you’d describe any southerner as a “good lo’ boy,” and you appear to have no particular comprehension of what that phrase denotes to those of us who you’d dopubtless characterize that way. As for “six-shootin'”, in my mind that’s an enhancing qualification.

    None of which lack of apprehension on your part would tend to speak well for your own sense of curiosity. Though I’ll give you a few “work” ethic points in light of your remarkable tenacity in continuing to post here on the irregular basis you do.

  40. Semanticleo says:

    “tenacity in continuing to post here on the irregular basis you do.”

    The TENACITY of my CONTINUING to post on an IRREGULAR basis would seem to be contradictory were it not that having a Presidunce known as a ‘Six shooter’ is a desireable thing to you.

  41. B Moe says:

    “Comment by Semanticleo on 1/4 @ 10:27 am

    FYI; I like to ‘balance’ the equation.”

    LOL!

  42. Semanticleo says:

    “FYI; I like to ‘balance’ the equation. LOL B Moe.”

    Glad to entertain. Especially when its the talentless wing of the Stooge trifecta

  43. RTO Trainer says:

    I said you got work ethic points for it, not that you get very many.

    You certainly won’t win the game with your poor attendance record.

  44. RTO Trainer says:

    So…start the equation balancing. I pointed out a number of observations you made that didn’t add up.

  45. McGehee says:

    gnu

    Leave it to the Smant one to misspell “gun.”

  46. serr8d says:

    #23 That’s the best Iowamock I’ve ever seen~!

    ;D

  47. B Moe says:

    I keep envisioning a piss ant and a gorilla trying to work a see saw.

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