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We Can Haz Daddy! [Dan Collins]

 

 In this photo released by the Wildlife Conservation Society, “King” an adult male marmoset carries the offspring he fathered with his mate, “Squirt,” on his back at the Bronx Zoo in New York, Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008. His primary responsibility being child rearing, King will guide the twins into adulthood. Marmosets are among the world’s smallest primates with their heads just a little larger than the size of a quarter.

Ah, such is Nature’s whimsy! Such sports! We could draw a conclusion to ourselves were it a different sort of thing, such as a pair of homosexual swans.

9 Replies to “We Can Haz Daddy! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    So, is Little Squirt named after the father or mother?

  2. happyfeet says:

    They would be so cute in matching camos!

  3. McGehee says:

    If their heads are the size of a quarter, that implies they have tiny little brains. And that means andy is a marmoset!

  4. Dan Collins says:

    But . . . but . . . marmosets are cute.

  5. N. O'Brain says:

    Storm iz comin’.

  6. JD says:

    I think those pygmy marmosets were abused. It looks like they got smacked in the face with a frying pan. My daughter has a stuffed animal of a pygmy marmoset. I had no idea it was actually life sized. I thought they were just making them smaller for the kids.

  7. happyfeet says:

    With Mogwai comes much responsibility.

  8. Alec Leamas says:

    There are but two conclusions bearing any weight on human affairs that one may make from animal behavior, according to our Lesbofeminist overlords:

    1) If one male chimpanzee brushes up against the genitals of another male chimpanzee, Gleen was born that way.

    2) Because male marmosets carry their spawn on their backs, human males are dilatory in their child rearing and domestic duties – not allowing womyn to experience their full career potential, unlike their marmoset sisters.

    All other “gendering” is because of teh Patriarchy.

  9. Belvedere jones says:

    They’d be cuter if they didn’t look like John McLaughlin.

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