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An Improvement? [Dan Collins]

You decide.

23 Replies to “An Improvement? [Dan Collins]”

  1. daleyrocks says:

    Definitely less painful to read, but it’s all relative. I mean, if you like shitting watermelons with spikes on them, you may find Greenwald marginally acceptable.

  2. mgroves says:

    I find it magically delicious. Or is that the wrong elf-creature?

  3. SarahW says:

    I have a temp of a hundred and smurf. But that made me laugh.

  4. JD says:

    I was at least 3/4 of the way through that before I started to wonder if someone was smurfing me. I do not see Gren getting so outraged at TNR. Subjective faux outrage is smurfilicious.

  5. daleyrocks says:

    Sounds sorta kinky SarahW. How do you apply the smurf?

  6. JD says:

    daleyrocks – I think it requires the use of a rectal smurfometer.

  7. Carin says:

    Given that I usually have a hard time concentrating while reading Glenns, it took me a while to figger out the joke. So, in all seriousness, it affected his writing very little.

  8. BJTexs says:

    JD: You are most assuredly going to hell for that last gag.

    I’m amused by two of the biggest hacks in commentary bitch slapping each other. Klein’s best moment was, after yelling about bringing the troops home because of the Iraqi civil war, recently writing that things are so much better why can’t we start bringing the troops home? Sort of like his “all kinds of weather buttresses Global Warming” moment. When he’s not being a toadstool for the Hilster, that is. I’m still trying to get the slobber stains out of my tablecloth from Time’s Klein penned Hillary cover story. (say that ten times fast!)

    A couple of maroons who deserve each other.

  9. JD says:

    BJ – I am fairly certain I was already headed that direction. Might as well speed up the process.

  10. JD says:

    BJ – Methinks either Gren or Joe spurned the other. Nothing on earth is quite as viscious as a woman scorned.

  11. BumperStickerist says:

    It’s been a while since the word ‘epistemologically’ or ‘heuristics’ last appeared in a post or comment. Or ‘pie’ for that matter.

    Just sayin’.

  12. Kresh says:

    I think it makes the article actually read as smart as he thinks he is. Once you start throwing in obviously made-up words and concepts, you can suddenly understand just where he is coming from: a world of fantasy, self-delusion, and imaginary importance.

    Wait, was I actually supposed to read the whole darn thing? Even “smurfing” the document up didn’t make it any less booring and repetitive.

    The tag “permasmurf” under his name at the end of the article is oddly sublime.

  13. McGehee says:

    Once you start throwing in obviously made-up words and concepts,

    …you too can be quoted on the floor of the Senate. Smurftastic!

  14. JD says:

    I would rather use a smurfometer than read the Gleens.

  15. Mark says:

    Someone must have put mescaline in Glennwald’s KY Jelly. Ann Althouse already Spanked Him for being a shitty writer, probably gave him the keys to the Magic Kingdom at Spitoon, aka Salon.

  16. greginsocal says:

    Is there any way to get Gleen to just Shut The Fuck Up? I mean, jeez…

  17. JD says:

    Unfortunately, greg, there is no know cure for the Gleen’s ‘ condition.

  18. Sean M. says:

    Gleen Greenwald’s blog posts have been quoted by Papa Smurf in the Smurf Village town hall.

    GOOD DAY TO YOU, SMURF!

  19. B Moe says:

    “Is there any way to get Gleen to just Shut The Fuck Up?”

    Ask him about sock-puppets.

  20. PC14 says:

    Gleen, I mean Dude, Smurfs are like…puppets.

    Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo.

  21. JD says:

    Vicky’s Secret “Fashion” Show in 1080i HD on a 120″ projection screen is the shit. BRB in about an hour ;-)

  22. Sue says:

    Dan, are you for real? Is salon.com for real? Total waste of my time.

  23. McGehee says:

    Somebody didn’t look at the URL in the address bar of her browser after clicking that Smurfilicious link.

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