I am beginning to wonder if I will ever see another Democrat President in my lifetime. Every election I think well, it can’t be as bad as the last time, and then they pick someone even worse.
Little Barry had better not have ever doodled on his desk with a permanent marker, flushed all the urinals in the boy’s bathroom at the same time, or called a classmate “doody-head.”
It is astounding that anyone could not see right through Hillary.
I am constantly amazed by people who tell me Hillary is not a total phony. I guess I should be asking these people for their bank account #, because they are almost surely stupid enough to give it to me.
The Dems own “childish” just as they own “defeat”. It’s not guaranteed, but I think adults would do well to let the children throw their fits until they lose interest and crave a cupcake.
If some of these more recent polls are any indication, a lot of Dems would rather give GWB a third term than put Bill and Hillary back in the White House.
Next step, HRC operatives will be stealing opposition nail clippings and stool samples for chemical analysis and use in voodoo ceremonies.
All cunningly calculated and focus group tested to appeal to the ‘new age’ & forensic types, as well as the outer reaches of the ‘progressive’ wing of the democrats who believe Bush, Cheyney and Dark Lord Rove are the nexus of all evil.
Voodoo dolls of Obama and Edwards will be appearing in polling locations throughout Iowa and New Hampshire.
Additionally, psychospsychics will be channeling unborn children to urge voting for Hillary. Developing…
My daughter wrote that she wanted to be either a Princess or a Ballerina in her kindergarten class last week. I told her that may disqualify her from becoming the first minority woman President someday. She looked at me like a dog looks when it hears a new noise. Head cocked to the side, with that look on their face like what in the world is that noise coming from his mouth.
“In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want to Become President.’ “Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama’s kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, ‘I Want To Become President,’ the teacher said.”
I don’t doubt little Barry may have expressed an interest in being President in kindergarden, on one of the days when he didn’t want to be a cowboy or and astronaut, but have any of you ever seen a kindergardner write anything remotely resembling an essay?
Dear Santa,
I want all of Hanna Montana’s clothes and movies. My Daddy and Mommy said I have been nice, so you have to bring me presents. Not coal. I do not want coal. And I want our new baby to be born soon, so I have someone to play with at home.
Anybody catch Taranto today? He posts a reader response to this “kindergarten essay” bullshit. The reader brings up a good question: How is it a five year old can actually write an essay when most kids that age can barely construct a simple sentence? I don’t have any kids so I’m not in a position to say. Anyone want to weigh in?
One wonders if the Hildebeast’s crack oppo research team got a hold of Barry’s original essay and found the same typos, etc. From what I hear, though, Barry is, y’know, quite…articulate. Was he precocious as well? And am I racist for asking?
Yes, you are a racist for questioning Barry’s academic credentials in kindergarten, and are a misogynistic sexist for questioning Hillary’s motives for doing so.
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I hate spunk.
How about moxie?
I dunno. It does sound nicer.
You hate spunk? The actual word, or would you prefer “love juice” ?
I am beginning to wonder if I will ever see another Democrat President in my lifetime. Every election I think well, it can’t be as bad as the last time, and then they pick someone even worse.
Hillary is actually using something he wrote in Kindergarten against him? Good Lord. If this does not show people how conniving she is, nothing will.
I ‘found’ some Obama art from preschool. :-)
Little Barry had better not have ever doodled on his desk with a permanent marker, flushed all the urinals in the boy’s bathroom at the same time, or called a classmate “doody-head.”
Sen. Hillary Rodham Nixon.
and i don’t mean that in good way.
It is astounding that anyone could not see right through Hillary.
I am constantly amazed by people who tell me Hillary is not a total phony. I guess I should be asking these people for their bank account #, because they are almost surely stupid enough to give it to me.
The Dems own “childish” just as they own “defeat”. It’s not guaranteed, but I think adults would do well to let the children throw their fits until they lose interest and crave a cupcake.
The same people that will vote for Hillary are the same people that wouldn’t vote for a Republican if Jesus Christ ran as one.
If some of these more recent polls are any indication, a lot of Dems would rather give GWB a third term than put Bill and Hillary back in the White House.
Heh.
Next step, HRC operatives will be stealing opposition nail clippings and stool samples for chemical analysis and use in voodoo ceremonies.
All cunningly calculated and focus group tested to appeal to the ‘new age’ & forensic types, as well as the outer reaches of the ‘progressive’ wing of the democrats who believe Bush, Cheyney and Dark Lord Rove are the nexus of all evil.
Voodoo dolls of Obama and Edwards will be appearing in polling locations throughout Iowa and New Hampshire.
Additionally,
psychospsychics will be channeling unborn children to urge voting for Hillary. Developing…Cupcakes? There are cupcakes?
Now I get it when some of my liberal friends refer to Hillary Clinton as a “virus.” Something about the self interest I guess…
BECAUSE OF THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!
Tim P – The only channelling being done is John Edwards channelling dead babies. He has that market cornered.
“The same people that will vote for Hillary are the same people that wouldn’t vote for a Republican if Jesus Christ ran as one.”
Exactly.
My daughter wrote that she wanted to be either a Princess or a Ballerina in her kindergarten class last week. I told her that may disqualify her from becoming the first minority woman President someday. She looked at me like a dog looks when it hears a new noise. Head cocked to the side, with that look on their face like what in the world is that noise coming from his mouth.
“In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want to Become President.’ “Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama’s kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, ‘I Want To Become President,’ the teacher said.”
I don’t doubt little Barry may have expressed an interest in being President in kindergarden, on one of the days when he didn’t want to be a cowboy or and astronaut, but have any of you ever seen a kindergardner write anything remotely resembling an essay?
“The same people that will vote for Hillary are the same people that wouldn’t vote for a Republican if Jesus Christ ran as one.”
I doubt that most of the people voting for Hillary think Jesus Christ even existed.
I saw this essay from my daughter.
Dear Santa,
I want all of Hanna Montana’s clothes and movies. My Daddy and Mommy said I have been nice, so you have to bring me presents. Not coal. I do not want coal. And I want our new baby to be born soon, so I have someone to play with at home.
Love,
Kaitlin
Anybody catch Taranto today? He posts a reader response to this “kindergarten essay” bullshit. The reader brings up a good question: How is it a five year old can actually write an essay when most kids that age can barely construct a simple sentence? I don’t have any kids so I’m not in a position to say. Anyone want to weigh in?
http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110010944
kelly – My daughter’s kindergarten class considered the above an essay. I corrected the typos, and backwards letters.
Thanks, JD.
One wonders if the Hildebeast’s crack oppo research team got a hold of Barry’s original essay and found the same typos, etc. From what I hear, though, Barry is, y’know, quite…articulate. Was he precocious as well? And am I racist for asking?
Yes, you are a racist for questioning Barry’s academic credentials in kindergarten, and are a misogynistic sexist for questioning Hillary’s motives for doing so.
I knew it!
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