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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
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- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
We have always been at war with Eastasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia! Hey, you, you don’t believe me? To the Gulag with you!
Oh, the wheels on the bus OF THE PEOPLE’S GLORIOUS REVOLUTION go ’round and ’round — come on, everybody sing!
You simply must give me all your money, now. If you don’t, I am going to start healing people like Benny Zinn, and I know how much that freaks you out. Now, just cough up the dough and I can become Grand Exalted Dictator for Life.
“and this is how I hold on to Fidel when we’re, um, alone.”
I GET THE FIRST YOUTUBE QUESTION TONIGHT ANDERSON, ME ME ME!
You just grab the lamb’s legs like this, see…
“WHO STOLE MY FUCKING NECK?!?!”
“…and then I grabbed Sean Penn by the ears, like this, and said, ‘SQUEAL LIKE A CAPITALIST PIG, BOY!’…”
Where’s the beef?
Screw less filling; it TASTES GREAT damn you!
I say to the American Capitalist Running dogs, in the words of those immortal Proletarian heroes who misnamed themselves knights: “Ni!”
Her life is in YOUR hands dude!
How DARE you insinuate I don’t care about teh p30p13s r3v0iu1t1ion, you, you mad Capitalist youA!
I want cheesy poofs
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C!
A!
It’s fun to stay at the…
Y!
M!
C!
A!
“What do you mean there’s no Santa Claus?!”
I want my Maypo!
I’ve got to kill someone before my arteries explode. There’s a reindeer on the loose that wants my glowing red nose.
I used to act like a loon, now I is one.
In one hand, I have a ballot that elects me SuperExcellentPotentate for life.
In the other hand, a bullet.
Which one do you want?
I held the boy’s legs up like this and then I stuck his penis in my mouth.
daleyrocks, I don’t think Chavez saw that. Only the looney senator from Va saw it. He’s the only one in several billion people who ever saw it. Does that put him on par with Kucinich and his flying saucer? Then again Chevez could be taking telepathic(sp) directions from crazy Webb.
Scrapiron – How do you know Webb didn’t write it about Chavez and the jungles of Venezuela? Can you prove he didn’t?
INVIZABLE NEWZPAPAR!
Johnny plays with two hammers, two hammers, two hammers…
I milked that cow! bitch! Nipples make a dead man come! Alright y’all! I’m a maniac… maniac for your love…
I can shit! I can shit!
Ieee wood pool Ellaries neeples like dees. But, I would not touch her cock.
This is what you will look like in my dungeon if you don’t vote for me!
Necesito Metamucil!
Now lets hear it for the Emeril Live band!!!!!
Take it away, bongo player guy!
Oh yeah. GARLIC!!!!
Ummmm…usually these things are caption/pshop contests, right?
Here’s mine…
I’z over ur border doin ur lawnz.
Socialismo Y muerte!
Now that I’m emperor! I want noodles!
This is a complete list of ALL the legal rights you will enjoy in the new Venezuela!
HUGO SMASH PUNY CIA CONSPIRATORS!!
“Hamburga, hamburga, hamburga!!!”
“I was for Democracy, before I was against it!”
“I’ve got two!”
“Diesel fitter!”
“I promise you, comrades, that at the rate my man-breasts are growing, you will be able to milk them like this no later than the first quarter of 2008.”
“Pull my fists–that’s an order!”
“Curse the imperialist running dogs for having Dallas–Green Bay only on the NFL Network!”
You damn kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!!
“This was no boating accident”.
“Jou is living in VENEZUELA,
At De start of De MEELLENIUM
Jou is living in VENEZUELA.
Leab your freedom at de DOOOR.”
Reech, chocolatey, Oveelteene? Ah, mano!
I know all of the prices on “The Price is Right!”
I WANN MIA MTV!
Ah, yes, you can jerk off 2 bulls at once if you are very, very nimble!
Cindy come back!!! I miss you like crazy, you crazee keed, you.
Nancee and Haaree, you got sum splainin to do!!!!
“If I leeeeve here tomahhhhrowwww….would you stil remember meeeeeee…..”
In the event of an unforseen drop in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling, reach up and pull the mask towards you … this will start the flow of oxygen ….
One of the no-neck monsters as an adult.
Hmmmm.
“Yes Mr. Anderson Cooper I am an undecided voter and I’d like to ask the Republican Presidential candidates ….”
Hmmmm.
“I want your sex!”
“Listen, I’ve told you a hundred times already, THE RED SHIRT MEANS NOTHING!!!”
“Alright you capitalist running dogs; WHO STOLE MY CONGAS!?”
“It’s my country, and and I’ll rage if I want to!”
Who does number two work for?!!
An even better Chavez moment. An unbelievably delicious photo!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
“…and then that Griswold, he ees gripping the ladder like thees and he start to fall…oh good times.”
HEY FAGGOT
michelines
most certainly not as crazy as those people that live in rooms with padded walls or the crazy preacher on the street screaming at everyone about armageddon or the narcissistic performance artist that pours a bucket of piss on her headNope, michelines is just good ole’ run of the mill crazy.
LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION!
…crap …how many times I gotta tell yez!
President Bush!? Bah!
Your President Bush is not a real man! Your President Bush can he dance? Can he dance… Like this?!
(Comming in 2008: Dancing with the Despots! Only on ABC.
WHO PUT THE GODDAMN RED UNDERWEAR IN WITH THE WHITE SHIRTS?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I am throwing my hands in the air! I am waving like I just don’t care! I am raising the roof! I have NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!”