eg. “Is that your junket?” “Yes, that junket belongs to me.
“But that doesn’t mean I won’t let you touch it if you ask nicely.”
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Junket? Is that what trannies are calling their junk these days?
No, no, Sticky B. That would be “junkette”.
What’s even funnier is a Phucket junket.
Hey, notice how the meaning changes entirely if you add a te on the end!
“Whoa, dude, I guess we can only call that a junkette!”
High visibility but low impact…
Slanderess, junket(te)…
Are you going to sponsort a girl-blog soon? Because you have all the names.
That extra “T” was a happy accident.
One of my personal favorite funny words is “mustard’
Gren Gleenwald and Caricature crack me up.
I tried to get the copyright for “smegma” but it turns out that it is property of the estate of Howell Heflin’s ass-crack. foiled.
That ’71 lime green V8 Hornet is a POS. Junket.
Junket: jung-ket(verb)
– to dispose of, throw away.
Q. “What should I do with this Rockies World Series Champion t-shirt?”
A. “Junket in the garbage.”
Is that are all your base? Yes all your base are belong to me.
“bezel”, “uvula”
Are we gonna have the “comedic words” conversation again?
Did you know that in the novel “Old Man’s War”, the protagonist kicks himself in the uvula?
Google it!
I’m fond of “discombobulate”…
I like “cacophanous,” as in: “The public celebration in Boston was cacophanous last night.”
Boobies
Of course this is just to remind the minions that Mr G is going on his VRWC junket next week, where he will collect his new decoder ring and a year’s supply of red pills, (which he will promply lose behind the sofa), and hang out with Mr O’Spades and his ilk.
Now there’s a funny word.
“Have you seen my ilk?”
“Check behind the sofa. It’s where you usually lose the damn thing.”
Got ilk?
Irk is another funny word. “One must not irk one’s ilk in the junket.”
From that forgettable Clint Eastwood/Burt Reynolds film, City Heat.
Clint: blah, sneer, blah…..people of your ilk.
Generic Hood: What’s an ilk?
Clint: A big deer.
Irregardless. It both humors me, and is a pet peeve at the same time.
Some other funny words:
antedeluvian
artichoke
sphygmomanometer
and, in a nod to George Carlin back when he was still funny, “tits”.
My litotes, you can look at them and maybe even wonder what they feel like but no no no you can’t touch them. Not ever.
litotes? That is the second time I have seen that word in one week. if the folks at g@”gle were not such evil leftist fucktards, I would know what that word means by now.
mien
skein
Papoose is not a funny word but it makes me happy to say it. My dyslexic friend, my bestest friend really, he called me a freak control once and I found that very poignant. At lunch today this guy I work with talked about “fishing out an idea” and I realize now that when he said that in front of everyone in the staff meeting in New York he wasn’t just misspeaking. But the word I think that just sounds funny is pantalones. You have to go here and click on #11 for why.
Turpitude’s not funny, either, but I kinda like saying it.
“Turpitude’s not funny, either, but I kinda like saying it.”
If it’s not funny, that means you aren’t doing it right.
tumescent
turgid
twaddle
tussock
Me? And dictionary at hand? That’s just crazy talk.
Topsecretk9-
One of my personal favorite funny words is “mustard’
You’re right! It’s sort of a ‘portmanteau’ of “Must be a retard“…
BTW, I think “andy” just got a new nickname!
Piffle!
I gotta agree, turgid and tumescent make me laugh too … andy is mustarded?
Al, you stole my word from the last time we had this discussion.
Protuberance!
Junket was a brand of tapioca-like pudding mixes in the early 60s. Apparently, this is the same stuff here:
http://www.junketdesserts.com/ordercenter.asp
Behoove.
I never say it, but I always get a chuckle when some arrogant academic does–’cause it proves he’s a prick, and also I imagine putting hooves on him and whoever else “it would behoove.”
Given what “behead” means, my imagination shows me something different. ;-)
“Al, you stole my word from the last time we had this discussion.”
prove it.