Prison for man who urinated on dying woman, yelled ‘this is YouTube material’
Can’t fault his assessment, though. Maybe he could serve society as a TV producer or something.
Not even if he were on fire.
Meanwhile, across the pond:
The political beliefs of Argentine presidential front-runner Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner were forged in the country’s turbulent 1970s when she was a leftist activist and law student.
Clueless Asshat Screws Up Again
Thanks, D. His picture is here by the way, and even if his friends can’t be charged with anything I think they should get their pictures in the paper too.
Oh. Nevermind about the picture thing then.
Probably just a normal reaction to global warming.
If this asshat had been pissing on timb, I would be high-fiving him.
“Remember that day we got drunk and I pissed all over that bitch and you were all like we oughta put this on YouTube and then I did that thing with the shaving cream? That was so freaking funny but…”
“Well, then she died and you had to go to jail.”
“Well yeah, I was gonna say, that part where she died, that sucked. Bitch made me look like I was a piece of shit or something.”
“I don’t think she meant to, but yeah she did. I can’t believe you drank all that sherry. Tell me you don’t still drink that.”
You ought to write scripts, happyfeet, and be abused by morons like this.
That last link goes to a Breitbart.tv vid about the Edwards campaign. Doesn’t seem to match the link text.
happyfeet is the most funny amongst us, according to that prego lady at home.
I would be willing to bet that if we all got together in the same room, with plenty of liquor and beer, we could collectively come up with a funny, and off thhe wall script.
Dicentra–
Sorry. How’s that a mismatch?
Well, he is, JD. But only because of the litotes.
Hmmmmph. I could further humiliate him, but what’s the point?
Cristina is better-looking than our leftist activist Presidential candidate.
I wonder if she has a comparable Bill?
My dream would be to sell a pilot script for a show that never got produced, cause you still bank. And then after that you can get a decent agent and he can get you in with a producer on a show that’s already on the air and is set for good dvd and syndication, and you do a couple scripts for them, which get produced but not like with your actual words or anything. Writers are always sniffy about how residuals never amount to anything after a year or so. But the idea is that people are sending you checks for something you did years ago and that’s just inherently cool to me. Then you get out. This is one of my dreams, but I’ve never actually gotten past the part where I install Final Draft and then pull it up and kind of wonder what I’m supposed to do next.
How about The Courtship of Eddie’s Biological Father?
I had to go to wikipedia on that one. I have been kind of still playing with the idea from the other day of building a sitcom around a homeowner’s association, but it’s a hard mindset to get into, sitcoms. I think this is because I never really watch them.
I see Two and a Half Men on American Airlines sometimes and it’s just disheartening.
Dan – Since if have sworn off the Commies at Google, you are going to have to tell me about litotes.
Understatement.
But you can always get a copy of Freud’s “Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious,” and laugh your ass off at what a terrible sense of humor Freud had, even for a Teuton.
Blasphemy! Two and a Half Men and The Office are the only sitcoms I watch.
I feel sorry for the dwarf.
I think the biggest key to being a successful writer in tv is dating the right people really. And also figuring out Final Draft.
Two and a Half Men I always and up watching someone traveling by themselves who is laughing out loud in synch with the laughtrack and I so don’t ever want to be that person.
So, I should dump Isaiah Washington?
Oh yeah. You’re working way too hard. Someone who has a brother who wrote something ten years ago and has a couple phone numbers is all you need to succeed. Also, Bionic Woman.
I think I will find a dwarf stripper for our get together.
Why bother with Final Draft, happyfeet? Grab a copy of Celtx — free, and it produces the correct format.
High concept:
A kinder, gentler and less violent “The 300”.
Working title: “Brokeback Mount Olympus”
You know the problem was that, is this generation was the one who decided to
play Weatherman to topple the Hillary like Evita regime. It succeeded a little two well; much like the Commies
in 1930s Germany; empowering a ruthless
military junta which got a bit out of control.
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2007/10/26/a-scott-beauchamp-update.aspx
Fuckers have not learned that when in a hole, quit digging. It appears that they subscribe to the theory of when in a hole, find a Caterpillar. Watch out Rachel!
Lying mother fucking sacks of shit.
Could Frankie Foer be a bigger liar? And the Left, and the media (usually redundant – thanks Corvan) just keeps on helping him out.
I will try the Celtx – thanks – maybe I will make a New Year’s resolution thinger to get a little more serious