Based on all we’ve been hearing, I’ve been referring to Bergdahl as a deserter. And until he’s tried, that’s technically his status, I suppose. But if he deserted, then went to join the enemy, he’s a defector. And if that’s the case, we traded the murdering future rulers of a Taliban-run Afghan nation state, terrorists all, for a US soldier who may have actively helped a terrorist network target his

Now that we’re all focused on Bergdahl and all things Bergdahlian, the VA’s top-down socialized healthcare system is entirely fixed, and the IRS scandal, along with the Benghazi scandal, have been resolved without further incident. Turns out they weren’t scandals at all: just racism looking to take its invidious toll on our Dear Half-Black leader, who is only hated because he’s half black, and not because he’s been an epic