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Good News!

Now that we’re all focused on Bergdahl and all things Bergdahlian, the VA’s top-down socialized healthcare system is entirely fixed, and the IRS scandal, along with the Benghazi scandal, have been resolved without further incident.

Turns out they weren’t scandals at all: just racism looking to take its invidious toll on our Dear Half-Black leader, who is only hated because he’s half black, and not because he’s been an epic failure as a US President and a resounding success as a lawless, radical progressive and Cloward-Piven Marxist imperialist.

Whew! What a relief! I was beginning to get overwhelmed there for a spell.

6 Replies to “Good News!”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Imagine how relieved you’ll feel when the next new hawtness full-of-fail gets vomited forth, and it turns out Bergdahl is a light-bringing, Congressional Medal of Honor wearing, international concensus building peacemaker who volunteered to spend five years in captivity just to show that indeed we can “all just get along”

  2. I wouldn’t put it past the bastards, Ernst.

  3. sdferr says:

    Sure is a good thing Andy McCarthy’s book falls into a half-black hole, ain’tit?

  4. Drumwaster says:

    Would I still be racist if I only loathed his white half?

    (Self Denunciation in 3… 2… 1…)

  5. Squid says:

    It won’t be over ’til we start seeing the Twits and the Bottom-feeders Buzzfeeders arguing about which of Obama’s scandals and fuckups should be in the top ten.

  6. Ouroboros says:

    Wanted to share this on FB but wont share right… Are you having problems or is it my side?

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