And he wants you — and Ryan Seacrest — to know that, in point of fact, he looks really sharp in jeans, particularly when he’s not dressing in loose jeans on one specific occasion so that he can show off his canon while throwing out a first pitch without, you know, getting his giant balls all bound up and what not. Good lord. What a fucking narcissist. Does no one

I saw the Empire State laid low… Look: It’s a prediction, but it’s an informed one. Would love to hear from some of you in the financial industries. I realize unfunded liabilities that don’t get paid don’t contribute to the actual debt: no money to pay means no money to pay. But I also realize that people counting on those promised entitlements are probably not just going to roll over