You know who was popular?  Corey Haim.  And now look at him:  dead as a suede boot and slowly learning what fresh hell he’s in. You know who else was popular?  Corey Feldman.  And now he appears bloodless, is reduced to hiring bored, scantily clad female party goers, and he wears a freaking cape. Madonna?  Yeah, that’s a role model.  Nothing like a ripped fifty-something pretending she has anything left

It’s an incestuous old boys club — and those who actually have the temerity, in the face of all evidence otherwise, to call themselves “conservatives,” simply do not realize that they are about to face a rebellion of epic proportions.   Or rather, they do, and they simply don’t much care. The GOP has stopped even pretending to support its base.  And now we have the “inevitable” Chris Christie doing as

It’s both surreal and remarkably sad to watch Democrats break out their playbook for every election, and every election run on being “pro-woman” while painting the GOP as in a constant state of war against women.  This is, of course, absurd:  the question seems always to turn on accusations that are on their face bald-faced lies:   Cuccinelli, in this instance, wants to take away a women’s birth control access, as

Not to reiterate my previous reiteration, but I will note that I was perhaps the first out of the box to predict the narrative forming around some of yesterday’s races:  a Cuccinelli loss and a big Christie win was to be framed as the need for moderate, bipartisan, compromising candidates willing to help rebuild the GOP brand (by, for instance, coming out for in-state tuition perks for criminals in the

Today is the day when you’ll hear GOP establishment boosters rah-rahing it up for Cuccinelli, confident (at the highest levels, at least; many of the “pragmatic” followers of these manipulators within the consultant and leadership class believe themselves too savvy to believe any of my PURIST horse shit) they’ve done what they could — be it by omission (not matching the funding of the left groups, which outspent Cuccinelli 10-to-1;

And?  Take a pill, honey.  Time to die so that others might have some free shit.  Plus, it isn’t Obama’s fault that you’re going to have to take a dirt nap.  It’s that insurance companies simply refuse to make all the extra stuff they’re compelled to add to policies come in at price points cheaper than when they weren’t compelled to do so.  Or if you prefer, they are resisting

I’d say this is enormously embarrassing, but that’s to short shrift the amount of embarrassment that should be at play here.  But then, the progressive historicists and economic and social illiterates that populate many university Humanities and Social Sciences Departments haven’t the requisite shame to care — and beyond that, they’d merely shift into sophist mode and tell us that the Lincoln of the 1830s-his death is best understood as

See? The problem is never that socialism is an innately unworkable system steeped in an ideology that misreads human nature, eschews experience, and relies upon a totalitarian urged disguised as compassion. Instead, the problem is that it’s never been tried properly — largely because horrible, evil, greedy, capitalist pigs simply won’t allow the good people to do good things for the Greater Good of universal goodliness.  An explanation that is

Any doubt that some of the “conservative” media will try the same thing — and perhaps even write another post-mortem about it? We you to read Twitter today, you’d see many GOP boosters touting Christies potential 60% victory, which would outpace even Reagan’s victory margin in NJ and rank as the second-highest victory margin for a Republican in the state.  They’re also touting how well he’s performing among Hispanics. Amazing