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On political popularity

You know who was popular?  Corey Haim.  And now look at him:  dead as a suede boot and slowly learning what fresh hell he’s in.

You know who else was popular?  Corey Feldman.  And now he appears bloodless, is reduced to hiring bored, scantily clad female party goers, and he wears a freaking cape.

Madonna?  Yeah, that’s a role model.  Nothing like a ripped fifty-something pretending she has anything left to say that she hasn’t already beaten so hard it’s forged permanently into rigid cliche dulled by years of striking soft targets.  Lady Gaga?  Not even sure what to make of that one.

In other words, keep your cliques and your networks and your chosen figureheads.  If anything, they’re perfect weather vanes, always letting you know which way they believe the political winds are blowing.  History is replete with them.

Me? I’ll stick to my guns.  I prefer being an outlaw anyway.

15 Replies to “On political popularity”

  1. sdferr says:

    I woulda gone with Dana Perino over Lady Gaga, but then, I’ve a festering animus.

  2. daveinsocal says:

    Me? I’ll stick to my guns.

    Ditto. Literally and figuratively.

  3. happyfeet says:

    madonna puts on a good show I didn’t see the last one but the sticky n sweet one was a lot of fun

    she’s very peppy

  4. happyfeet says:

    i have trouble squaring her art for freedom project with her obama sycophancy though

    she may not be paying very close attention enough to where she understands what a fascist cunt he is

    she’s a very busy person

    gaga i’m behind on

  5. bgbear says:

    Madonna, like so many other people, is looking in the wrong direction.

  6. bgbear says:

    if you want to protect yourself from tyranny, I suggest the curb drill/i>: Look left, then right, and then left again.

  7. bgbear says:

    damn no preview or edit

  8. Blake says:

    bgbear, I first read that as “if you want to protect yourself from tranny….”

    Must be my so-con side coming out.

    I denounce myself.

  9. I Callahan says:

    I woulda gone with Dana Perino over Lady Gaga, but then, I’ve a festering animus

    Not sure why I saw “anus” at the end of that sentence first. Some kind of Freudian thing I guess…

  10. I Callahan says:

    Blake – I think you and I have the same affliction. Maybe it’s a font color issue??

    :)

  11. bgbear says:

    if you want to protect yourself from tranny problems, you should change your fluid every 30K miles.

  12. Blake says:

    I Callahan, I blame it on the so-con patriarchy and their animus toward anal sex.

  13. Ernst Schreiber says:

    If you’re sticking to your guns, either you need to clean your guns better

    or stop doing what your doing with your hands.

    Your married fer chrissakes!

  14. EBL says:

    I would imagine Kris Kristiekreme is popular at bakeries, delis and restaurants when he could in like Mr. Creosote.

    Just don’t give him a mint.

  15. EBL says:

    when he comes in…

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