Or, Thou’s momma is so hot, the bitch spits ashes and sets fire to bark.         

To give you an idea of where we are, politically — and linguistically — the measure was supported by the American Conservative Union. I guess they figure John Boehner and the boys, solid conservatives with an iron-fisted control over any taxation schemes, will save them in the House (from Enzi, a Republican in the Senate), where staunch, eye-on-the-ball fiscal growth hawks like Paul Ryan are open to the idea of

Before we get started here, let me note that Marco Rubio should have recognizing how he was being played by the establishment Republicans, who cynically used his popularity with many conservatives to give cover to an awful piece of legislation, while simultaneously knee-capping the Florida Senator’s future political ambitions in the eyes of many in the GOP base.  Having said that — and Rubio is culpable, though naivete can be

Andrew Malcolm, IBD: Seventy-five months into his perpetual campaign to transform America into something else, Barack Obama is still talking about all that’s wrong with the country he’s spent almost $2 billion of other people’s money to lead. You might think by now the unhappy warrior would be capable of touting some progress in his annual string of commencement addresses to inattentive audiences sitting in hot sun. But, No. Obama

This place is so totally fucked. I think I’m going to call it a day and go get me some Dairy Queen.    While such a thing is still even possible.

And he goes out with a bang, not a whimper, “Waking the dragon — How Feinstein fiddled while America burned”: In the gun debate, I’ve discovered that one cannot be expert enough about guns. Indeed, when it comes to the gun issue, opinion rules. There doesn’t seem to be any opportunity for any genuine, honest debate on guns, and even liberals would agree with that. I’ve often wondered about this

Deemed “excessive” and cause for disqualification?  Pointing to the sky. Too bad.  Had the anchor broken the tape and kissed another dude full on the mouth, he probably would have gotten a congratulatory call from the President.