They don’t exist. They are a convenient fiction, a chimera, an Obama growth plan, a faerie riding a unicorn on the way to slay dragons with the help of a misunderstood troll. And each and every time you fall for their easy and empty political bromides — be it in West Virginia or Colorado or Pennsylvania or Michigan, etc. — they will use that opportunity to rob you of some

Unfortunately, because of the sequester, we likely don’t have the money to pay for these things. So we’re handing out “comprehensive immigration reform” instead — the specifics of which you need not worry your little heads about. I mean, that’s why you elected the important people, right? And besides, why do you hate brown people who just want to live the American Dream? Of climbing aboard the welfare wagon and

If it’s not me, it’s Leno. So. May as well be me, right? Which reminds me: anybody have an extra $250K they can lend me?

Reports remain unconfirmed, with many denials coming out of Syria. Gateway Pundit is running updates as new speculation is released, and as lies are told and retold. Because the Jews. The filthy, filthy Jews. (h/t nr)

So.  We found out early yesterday that the Akron tournament Satchel was set to wrestle in was being canceled in advance of a winter storm advisory.  Scrambling, I actually found another tournament near Fort Collins — closer to us and starting later — for which I was able to get him registered at the last minute. Unfortunately, we were fifteen minutes late leaving this morning, and — butterfly effect! —

And the answer to Winkler’s question — a question I assume is being offered as misdirection — is, of course not: Feinstein’s S.150 is not dead. Lacking votes to ram it through Congress, Harry “the gun owners friend” Reid has placed it on the fast track for passage by placing it on list of bills to be enacted by attaching it to a “must pass” bill. This is precisely the

Promises are made to be broken.  Or is that records?  No matter:  I’ve heard it both ways. CNS: The House Republican leadership on Thursday again violated a pledge they made to the nation back in 2010 that if they regained control of the House of Representatives they would put “all pieces of legislation” online for at least 72 hours before bringing them up for a vote. On Wednesday at 4:29

A popular colloquial phrase that detailis a specific plan of bodily action (a phrase generally shared among friends but at times used before acquaintances as a way to  ingratiate oneself or signal one’s manly bona fides)  — specifically, “I’ve gotta go take a shit / crap / dump / squat”  (or some variation thereof) — shall henceforth be referred to as “pinching off a Hickenlooper.” This revised phrase will serve as

No, really. Seems we’ve moved past the war on boys and gone straight to the war on merit.  Which I have to admit is refreshingly fair. Unfortunately for the social planners, you can’t simply wish away talent or drive.  And sooner rather than later, these presumptuous cultural engineers who are robbing us each of our individuality in order to enforce an immoral egalitarianism — that is, a homogeneity that deconstructs