They’re all about the transparency, you see. Besides:  if they’re going to talk about straw purchases and dead children in an effort to take away our gun rights, how would it look if they had to admit that they are the straw purchasers whose programs lead to the death of children, civilians, and border patrol agents? Or, to put it another way, how would it look if they really are

Ah, old white dudes. Can’t live with ’em, can’t have your plumbing fixed, your taxes done, or your children photographed with Santa, without ’em. But there is a solution to the persistent American problem of older white people:  gulags.  Or death panels.  Sure, the spry illegals you replace them with will give Santa a slightly more swarthy look, but think of the upside:  it’d be like the Menendez brothers killing

I know what you’re thinking:  how can any Senator come out against common sense gun reform? He must be bought and paid for by the gun lobby. Or maybe the Jewish lobby.  I mean, how else can you explain this ginning up of hysteria, this suggestion that by, for instance, compelling medical professionals to become deputized snitches, or empowering the CDC to politicize “gun violence” in order to set the