Looks like the thuggish “progressive” lawfare crew has a few new names it might have to go after (assuming it’s that particular crew who have been behind such stunts, of course), either in court, by way of faked anonymous phone calls to 911, or maybe some well-placed explosives.  Those new names?   David Horowitz and Jacob Laksin: Until just a few years ago, Brett Kimberlin was a convicted drug dealer

Somebody needs to protect you from yourselves, you fat stupid fucks.  Just be thankful there are smart, thin, educated men and women whose commitment to social justice means they are willing to make the effort to save your miserable, bloated, butter-drenched lives. I mean, honestly:  if you could do it yourself, is there really a chance in hell you’d pay $12 to see Men In Black 3? QED.

Let me save you some time:  Obama needs four more years because, well, Bush.  Those two years of super majority Congressional control by Democrats, and that supersized stimulus Obama used to transfer over private sector money to those who helped his campaign?  Ignore that. That, too, was Bush’s fault.  The takeover of private industry that screwed investors and rewarded unions, and the pushing through of the wildly unpopular (and unconstitutional)

…but Craig Ferguson is dead-on right with this rant. By way of AoSHQ, where you’ll also find audio recordings of the most hilarious presidential speaking voices EVAH!

Not because of the outcome, in which a federal court ruled that the University of Cincinnati’s “free speech zone” cannot stand — that’s to be celebrated.  Rather, what’s sad is that at the University of Cincinnati, and many more universities all across the country, students wishing to exercise the very free speech rights that are at the heart of academic freedom and a culture of intellectual discovery have today to

— Which is ironic, because I was just considering how we might move to completely defund the UN and reassert our own sovereignty. So.  Kismet!

Once again, I say to the GOP establishment — and this includes the Romneybots, who themselves are pushing for increased “revenue enhancers” from “the wealthy” — that there’s a way to break the left’s class warfare argument, and that way is push a flat or fair tax, even if only as a rhetorical maneuver to illuminate what is meant by “fair” from the perspective of the left (progressive income tax)

It’s the best way to bring about a kindly form of liberal fascism, you see. And if representative government gets in the way, well, the answer is to bracket representative government in order to remove that particular impediment to statist Utopia. It is, after all, for our own good — and if the voters keep voting wrong, what choice is left us, really? Roll Call, “Allies Urge Barack Obama to

— because, as has been pointed out, doing so is just another form of racism. More than that, though, is this: it simply isn’t true. In fact, Obama is to “cool” as Mitt Romney is to “mad sick.” Case in point: Now tell me: can you watch that video without cringing for the guy? The truth is, Obama wants to be cool — he craves adulation and power, and tries