If he didn’t exist, we classical liberals would find it necessary to invent him.

Looks like the thuggish “progressive” lawfare crew has a few new names it might have to go after (assuming it’s that particular crew who have been behind such stunts, of course), either in court, by way of faked anonymous phone calls to 911, or maybe some well-placed explosives.  Those new names?   David Horowitz and Jacob Laksin: Until just a few years ago, Brett Kimberlin was a convicted drug dealer

Somebody needs to protect you from yourselves, you fat stupid fucks.  Just be thankful there are smart, thin, educated men and women whose commitment to social justice means they are willing to make the effort to save your miserable, bloated, butter-drenched lives. I mean, honestly:  if you could do it yourself, is there really a chance in hell you’d pay $12 to see Men In Black 3? QED.

Let me save you some time:  Obama needs four more years because, well, Bush.  Those two years of super majority Congressional control by Democrats, and that supersized stimulus Obama used to transfer over private sector money to those who helped his campaign?  Ignore that. That, too, was Bush’s fault.  The takeover of private industry that screwed investors and rewarded unions, and the pushing through of the wildly unpopular (and unconstitutional)

…but Craig Ferguson is dead-on right with this rant. By way of AoSHQ, where you’ll also find audio recordings of the most hilarious presidential speaking voices EVAH!