To celebrate this first night of ObamaHannukah, I lit all 8 menorah candles then got together with a French buddy and cursed you behind your lying Jew backs over pitchers of Stella Artois. Also, I told your neighbors that they can have all your property from your sliding rear door to the fence line, including your in-ground swimming pool. And for Christmas? I’ll be giving out nukes. Enjoy!

But remember: it’s the GOP candidates who are stupid and unqualified to govern. Andrew Malcolm, IBD: “Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. “That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president (Obama) has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests. If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which

And? That just means the feds aren’t heartless. When it comes to the noble border-jumping Mexicans longing to live free. Right?

And in one precious piece sums up both the incestuous state of conservative opinion online and it’s very real cliquish power. Let me summarize the arguments: Perry has governing experience. The other candidates don’t. Except for Romney and Huntsman, who lack Perry’s swagger and drawl and the kind of manly Texas red state appeal we haven’t seen since, well, the last Republican president who made his “compassionate conservative” leanings available.

…and rumor has it the internet might literally explode.